Im back lol

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Soooooo....... yeahhhhh, I may have left for quite awhile huh, like a whole two months? Or something like that Idk but it feels pretty long.

Im glad yall waited for me though, it really makes me happy! Im super excited to continue writing soooo here is this chapter for you guys! Hope you'll enjoy!!

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Gtgfast

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Me: why did the chicken cross the road?

Gtgfast: Why?

Me: to get to the idiots house

Me: knock knock

Gtgfast: Who's there?

Me: 🐓

Gtgfast: ....

Gtgfast: (Y/N), you are very close to being removed out of my contacts.

Me: hihihihi

Me: honestly I thought you didn't save my number in the first place

Gtgfast: I saved it because you could be useful with stopping Bakugou if he were to try and murder Midoriya.

Me: is that all?

Gtgfast: You can contact Aizawa-sensei the fastest out of all of us.

Me: and?

Gtgfast: Other than that, you are the most useless out of the entire Bakusquad.

Me: oh,,,,,,

Me: rude

Gtgfast: You're very lazy. Im only speaking the truth.

Me: ya thats facts

Me: Im lazy as shittttt

Me: I wish I had a little toilet and a sink in the corner of my room so I wouldn't have to walk all the way to the bathroom

Gtgfast: That's called a prison cell.

Gtgfast: The place where you belong.

Me: they literally prepare all your food too

Me: now that I think of it like this, murdering people I don't like doesn't sound like a bad thing now.

Gtgfast: Do you realize that its very possible that police officers are watching this?

Me: oh no

Me: what are they gonna do?

Me: send me to prison ;))))))

Gtgfast: Don't do that emoji again. Its childish.

Me: Midoriya would cry if he hears you bashing emoji's like that

Gtgfast: Midoriya always cries.

Me: HAHAHAHAHA

Me: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS FRIEND

Gtgfast: Being comrades doesn't mean I will refer from speaking the truth.

Me: alright big boy

Me: very truthful

Me: what are you doing tonight mister Iida sir

Gtgfast: Im listening to the finer music of the 80s. Something you'd not understand seeing as all you listen to is rap which consists of 90% curse words, 5% mumbling and 5% disrespect on women.

Me: I like 80s songs too

Me: brings me back to good times

Me: like, when I wasn't alive

Gtgfast: Ok.

Me: why do you hate me, father?

Gtgfast: Exactly because you say weird things like that.

Me: reasonable.

Me: I want a sandwich

Gtgfast: With what?

Me: you already know papa

Gtgfast: ...

Gtgfast: You want peanut butter.

Me: yesssssssssssss

Gtgfast: I still insist on you stopping with calling peanut butter by that nickname.

Me: what's wrong with nutcream?

Gtgfast: Everything.

Me: I thought you'd forget about it by now.

Gtgfast: I never forget things.

Gtgfast: I have a good memory.

Me: you forgot me in a walmart parking lot, like three weeks ago

Gtgfast: That was on purpose.

Gtgfast: Haha.

Me: hahaha!

Gtgfast: Dont laugh with me.

Me: yes sir.

Gtgfast: your sandwich is done, its in the kitchen.

Me: awwwww thank you, I loooooove youuuuuuuu

Gtgfast: Each time I talk to you, I have to remind myself that murder is illegal.

Me: wow haha

Me: Ill take that as a compliment

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