B-b-bakusquad
Bakuhoe, Ejibro, Sebro, Pikapika, Futurewife, Earlyroki, (Y/N)
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Me: who needs April fools
Me: when your whole life is a joke
Earlyroki: biggest mood ever
Ejibro: (Y/N),
I just want you to know that I love you,
and I cherish you.
Bakuhoe: eat shit
Me: Im so lucky
to have a man like that
in my life
Bakuhoe: I know
Me: not you.
Sebro: F
Pikapika: F
Pikapika: so why was Bakugou
all smiley today
Bakuhoe: am I not allowed to be happy, dunce face?
Ejibro: Midoriya fell down the stairs
Me: PFFTTT
Futurewife: I can't believe you hate
that guy so much,
his pain makes you happy enough
to smile all day long.
Bakuhoe: shut the fuck up
Bakuhoe: I hate everyone.
Me: except me~
Bakuhoe: no. especially you.
Me: that shit HURT
Earlyroki: oh yeah.
Earlyroki: All might told me that,
real beauty is on the inside.
Is he trying to tell me that Im ugly?
Me: lmao, that's just something
that ugly people say.
Pikapika: Shinsou,
you aren't ugly.
Futurewife: yeah!
The ugly spot of our group
is already taken by Bakugou
Bakuhoe: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
Ejibro: No offense bro,
but its true!
Sebro: Kiri casually rubbing salt
into the wound like:
Bakuhoe: ILL FUCKING KILL
ALL OF YOU STUPID SHITS
Me: maaaan
I didn't even do anything.
Sebro: everyone knows you think
Todoroki is hotter than Bakubro
Me: that's just a fact aight.
Me: why u snitching on me???
Me: y'know what, fuck yall.
I don't need any of you.
Bakuhoe: oh please
shut that bullshit up, bony.
Bakuhoe: you're literally
the fucking definition of needy.
Ejibro: yeah, remember that one time,
it was like 3 AM. You called me just
to ask if we were still friends.
Me: oh shit,
you got me there
Pinky: Bakubro is the ugly one
Futurewife: Kiri is the sweet one
Sebro: Shinsou is the emo
Pikapika: Jirou is the Goth
Me: Mina is the pretty one
Bakuhoe: (Y/N) is just trash.
Bakuhoe: golden trash.
Earlyroki: Kaminari is the dumb one,
and Sero is that guy who fuels the stupid ideas created by Dumb, Sweet and Trash.
Futurewife: wow that's so true
Me: Im the trash type
Pikapika: might just mow your grass type
Me: might just eat your ass type
Ejibro: *Iida's voice* might just drive you
fast type
Pikapika: Im a dumbassss
Me: FUCK GUYS HELP
Me: Denki and I are fucking stuck
in the garbage truck
Futurewife: Im not even
gonna ask how it happened
Sebro: WITHOUT ME?!
Bakuhoe: all of you make me
want to launch myself into the fucking sun
Earlyroki: well aren't you just
the sparkliest positive little shit ever.
Me: shut the fuck up
Me: atleast you're not stuck in a pile of gross trash with brain dead Pikachu.
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