Failed Abortions
Stinkslikeshit, Lunchlady, you
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Me: hey bro
how's that gay phase
going for ya?
Lunchlady: Better than your life.
Me: ...
Stinkeslikeshit: HAHAHHA
YOU FUCKING DESERVED
THAT BITCH
Lunchlady: Shuichi
is coming over today.
Lunchlady: Make the house
look like it's possible to live in.
Me: he's finally bringing his boyfriend
Stinkeslikeshit: Im bringing Makoto
Me: it's a whole Yaoi festival!!!
Me: should I invite someone too?
Me: Shouto? Katsuki? Hanta?
Denki? Ejirou? Dabi?
Tokoyami? AOYAMA?
Stinkeslikeshit: bring Katsuki!!
Lunchlady: No no, bring Shouto,
and let him bring some money too.
Stinkslikeshit: fucking beggar
Stinkeslikeshit: she should bring
the one she loves,
which is Katsuki.
Lunchlady: Love?
Love fades away.
Lunchlady: But things?
Things are forever.
Me: LMAOOOOO
Me: I wish to be like mom
Stinkeslikeshit: you remember mom?
Lunchlady: You want to
become as strong as mom?
Me: no I want to be dead
Lunchlady: my god, GET. HELP.
Stinkeslikeshit: isn't there
anything that you like?
Stinkeslikeshit: what's the most
exciting thing in life?
Me: ending someone elses.
Stinkeslikeshit: what the fuck
Lunchlady: ... I agree.
Stinkeslikeshit: I LIVE
WITH TWO PSYCHOPATHS
Me: like you aren't one.
Dumbass.
Me: oh right Ive been wondering,
Hajime-nii, are you scared of something?
cs I honestly can't imagine you
being afraid of ANYTHING.
Stinkeslikeshit: he wouldn't even
blink if you and I would be
on the edge of dying lmao
Lunchlady: There is only one thing
I am afraid of.
Me: omggggg
Stinkeslikeshit: OMGGG
Lunchlady: Nicholas Cage
Me: BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Stinkeslikeshit: AHAHAHHHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHA
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MY BROS,, so if you're bored and willing to play a cringey wuxia mobile game thingy with me and a couple of other bros, download Perfect World and tell me yo username lmao.
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