B-b-bakusquad
Bakuhoe, Ejibro, Sebro, Pikapika, Pinky, (Y/N)
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Pinky: (Y/N) you ate dinner yettt??
Me: nopeee but Im having
a salad for dinner
Me: well, fruit salad
Me: it mainly consists of grapes
Me: okay its all grapes
Me: ...
Me: it's wine
Me: Im having wine for dinner
Sebro: thats it for
"Troubled youths"
hope you enjoyed the episode
Me: fuck outta here bitch
Ejibro: Bakugou are you alright?
Ejibro: my bropathy is tingling
Bakuhoe: (Y/N) made fun of me
so Im starting a petition
to put her down
Ejibro: u wont do that
Bakuhoe: yes I will
Sebro: ok imagine for a moment
just not having (Y/N)
Pinky: HE IS CRYING
WHAT DID YOU DO
Me: okay but petition
is such a funny word
Me: pet and titi
Pikapika: Pet the titi
Sebro: Mineta's eyes are glinting
Me: EJIROU
Ejibro: yeah?
Me: where do you
keep going without
telling me?!
Me: I even searched the fridge
Me: looking for you
Ejibro: why the fridge....?
Me: because I was worried
Me: when I couldn't find you
Ejibro: ....
Bakuhoe: WHAT KIND OF DUMBASS SEARCHES IN A FRIDGE
FOR A FUCKING PERSON
Pinky: lmao how would
big framed Kiri fit in a fridge
Pikapika: don't bully
my fucking bro
Me: omg bro love you
Sebro: BOTH of you
are stupid
Me: hey hey Katsuki
Bakuhoe: what the fuck do you want?
Me: do you know
what bees make??
Bakuhoe: honey?
Me: yes dear?
Bakuhoe:...
Pikapika: AHHAAHAHA
AMAZING
Bakuhoe: I FUCKING HATE YOU
Me: breaking news
Me: I don't care
Sebro: savage level 100
Pikapika: we stan a sassy (Y/N)
Ejibro: lolll
Pinky: Midoriya asked me
this question today in class
and I just wanna know what
yall would answer
Pinky: if you were in a room
with Hitler, Satan and the Zodiac killer
and had one bullet,
who would you shoot?
Bakuhoe: Hitler
Bakuhoe: cause
he's a fucking asshole
Ejibro: Satan!!
Pikapika: uuuu satan too
Sebro: Zodiac killer
Me: myself
Me: .
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alright so I dont wanna trigger anyone with my suicidal jokes which is a part of my humor, Im sorry people who get offended by that, so from now on Ill be putting a ⚠️ whenever Im gonna make a suicidal joke alrighttt?
Also I know suicide isn't a joke, Ive seen some shit and I know all about it too. Making jokes is kinda my way of dealing with it, if that bothers you the either skip chapters with ⚠️ in the title, or just don't read my book.
People who have had something happen with suicide to them or close to them, Im so sorry you had to go through that! I know how it feels, and if you ever need anyone to talk then I hope you know that my private message is open for literally anyone!
thank you all for reading!! love you guys!!!!
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Boku no hero academia chatroom (Bakusquad x reader) (Dekusquad x reader)
FanfictionWhen the salty (Y/N) (L/N) creates a chat for her UA friends, she soon realizes that this may or may not have been the best idea. Chaotic conversations, weird topics, annoying Bakugou and bullying Mineta. And all that usually at 2 or 3 AM. (Don't ta...
