Dekusquad vs Bakusquad and Mineta
Sebro, Ejibro, Pikapika, Futurewife, Chubbycheeks, gtgfast, Daddyissues, Broccoli, Kermit, Grapes, Bakuhoe, Earlyroki
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Gtgfast: Gentle reminder not to eat too much sugary food nor drink too many sugary drinks.
Me: No.
Gtgfast: ...
Gtgfast: This was nothing but a gentle reminder,
Gtgfast: Yet your words of defiance,
Gtgfast: Bring me ungodly amounts of rage.
Sebro: oh boy,
why u gotta make sonic mad?
Futurewife: lmao
Pikapika: important question:
Pikapika: what is masturbating while smoking weed called?
Sebro: masturblazing
Me: highjacking
Bakuhoe: weedwhacking.
Gtgfast: No.
Its called,
disappointing your mother.
Chubbycheeks: .......
Broccoli: .........
Ejibro: .......
Kermit: ......
Me: I don't have a mother lmao
Daddyissues: Adding "lmao" does not hide your pain.
Me: yes it does lmao
Gtgfast: Can we all pray to the lord to forgive Bakugou's "squad" for their sins.
Gtgfast: Repeat after me: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Ejibro: forgive me father
for I have sinned.
Sebro: forgive me father
for I have sinned.
Futurewife: forgive me father
for I have sinned.
Earlyroki: forgive me father
for I have sinned.
Pikapika: forgive me father
for I have sinned.
Me: ... forgive me daddy
for Ive been naughty
Gtgfast: Dear god.
Gtgfast left the chat
Me: lol
Sebro: HAHAHHAHA
Pikapika: LMAO
Daddyissues: How can you find out whether or not people around you are using you?
Me: get kidnapped,
I promise you,
you'll find out who the real ones are.
Broccoli: I feel like there are more steps you could probably take before this.
Me: damn
Im on my way home on the bus
and this one guy here smells like the men's toilet
Bakuhoe: disgusting
Sebro: some people really don't know what deodorant is, nowadays
Daddyissues: thats why I don't use public transportation.
Pikapika: not everyone is rich,
asshole
Broccoli: ..... why do you know what the men's restroom smells like?
Me: o h
Bakuhoe: ...
Grapes: YOU FUCKED IN A MEN'S RESTROOM STALL
Daddyissues: I was just thinking about how glad I was that you hadn't said anything the whole day.
Kermit: What are you going to do
about the guy?
Me: ehh nothing,
he looks kinda homeless
so he probably can't help it
Chubbycheeks: poor guy...
Broccoli: I feel bad for him.
Ejibro: he must be struggling, its sad
Me: oh he's turning around
Me: HAHAHAH
ITS SHIGARAKI
Me: what a loser
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Ive got surgery on my rib tomorrow so Ill probably not update lmao
I was high on medication for a couple of days so its a wonder I actually finished this chapter.
How's yall day going? I might pass the f*ck out soon so Idk if I can respond but it'd like to know if everyone had a nice day.
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