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Dekusquad vs Bakusquad and Mineta

Sebro, Ejibro, Pikapika, Pinky, Chubbycheeks, gtgfast, Daddyissues, Broccoli, Kermit, Grapes

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Gtgfast: Hey (Y/N) you know
that song you like

Me: which one

Gtgfast: Im sexy and I know it

Me: yea

Gtgfast: I made a version
specially for you

Me: aw gee thanks show me

Gtgfast: I walk into your room
and this is what I see,
there's a used condom on the floor
and it's staring at me. I have a rage in my stomach and Im not afraid to show it...
You're grounded and you know it.

Me: fuck

Sebro: Hey Iida which size
was the condom

Me: XL

Gtgfast: No it was XXL

Bakuhoe: hah fuckers you got that

Broccoli: This kind of information
really shouldn't be put in a chat
with so many people

Chubbycheeks: OOO (Y/N)
GOOD CATCH

Me: HEHEHEHHE
THANK UUUUU

Pinky: WOOHOOOOO (Y/N)
YOU GO GIRL

Daddyissues: So that is why
you were limping today. Bakugou you shouldn't be so rough.

Ejibro: Man you haven't
seen her neck.

Pikapika: CAN YOU ALL
JUST STOP MAKING ME
JEALOUS

Grapes: BAKUGOU WHEN
YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER
DID YOU SQUEEZE HER BOOBS
HOW DID THAT FEEL
I AM SO JEALOUS

Bakuhoe: if yOU AS MUCH
AS COME CLOSE TO HER
I WILL KILL YOU FUCKING
SHITHEAD ASSFUCKER

Broccoli: I hope that maybe
some day we will all be able
to get along.

Sebro: What a nice dream,
Midoriya

Me: Sorry baby but that
will legit never happen.
Have you seen my mans?
He's literally an angry timebomb

Pikapika: He reminds me
of those mean faced
walking bombs in Mario

Me: OH FOR REAL

Pinky: LMAOOOOO

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