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Daddyissues

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Me: SHOUTOOOOOOO

Daddyissues: this intro again

Me: fuck yes

Me: can you help me out
with grammar

Me: Im boutta fail dem midterms

Daddyissues: like there is
any hope for you left

Daddyissues: Ill help cause sometimes
I don't vomit when I see you

Me: w o w
thanks babe

Daddyissues: lets start with

Daddyissues: farther is for
physical distance, alright?

Me: yess like the distance
between our houses??????

Daddyissues: yeah, putting it in a sentence, "My house is farther away from school than your house."

Me: okayyy got ittt

Daddyissues: next is, further,
further is for metaphorical distance

Me: metaphorical distance,
noted

Me: can you give me a sentence??

Daddyissues: sure

Daddyissues: "Everyday we stray further away from god."

Me: mhmmm
now its more clear

Daddyissues: last comes, father,
and father is for emotional distance

Daddyissues: FUCK YOU endeavor

Me: LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

Daddyissues: Ive got
something to tell you

Me: what is it babe

Daddyissues: you see,
Nighteye has a long neck,
right?

Me: uhuh,
yeah I guess..?

Daddyissues: and so does Jeanist

Daddyissues: I've connected
the two dots

Me: what

Me: you didn't connect shit.

Daddyissues: Ive connected them

Me: oh yeah so,
I liked the pants you were
wearing today on our date

Daddyissues: thanks,
they were 50% off

Me: I'd like them 100% off

Daddyissues: but,
the store can't just sell free stuff

Me: thats not what I meant

Daddyissues: that would be
a terrible way to run a business

Daddyissues: wait
you're trying to make me forget
about the math problem
I sent you on snapchat

Daddyissues: (Y/N),
you better be able to tell me
what the formula is.

Me: chill plankton

Daddyissues: jesus fucking christ

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studying with babe???

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