Almost whacked a bitch today

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Handfetish, Jackskellington, Emocloud, Purrfect, Nomu, Sharingiscaring

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Me: I am bones, I an an evil edgelord,
skeleton king, nono SKELETON QUEEN,
bow before the skeleton queen,
you peasants.

Handfetish: a fucking pain in the ass
is what you are.

Me: are you calling me a dildo?

Emocloud: EXCUSE ME?!

Me: I would never want to be a dildo,
I hope god takes mercy on me
and doesn't turn me into a dildo
in my next life

Jackskellington: why wouldn't you
want to return to your true form?

Me: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

Jackskellington: I wouldn't
want to be a dildo either,
I mean, all you really do is
get stuck in someones asshole

Me: thats more
than you can do now.

Jackskellington: wow ok,
mind if I cry myself to sleep?

Me: mom can we get a dog?

Jackskellington: what do you
need a dog for?

Me: to play with?

Jackskellington: isn't that
what we have Nomu for?

Nomu: AHDBKSNSKSKKSIWOPBDNSKANS

Purrfect: I want a dog!
I want a cat too!
Lets get both!!

Me: literally I would die for you

Handfetish: dogs are gross

Jackskellington: he learned
from you

Me: aww you and the dog
are already starting to look
like each other!

Handfetish: I wish both of you
had gotten arrested.

Emocloud: We can't get a dog.
Tomura is allergic!

Purrfect: so?

Emocloud: He gets sick
and that's dangerous.

Me: it's not like he can get
any uglier

Jackskellington: and he isn't
exactly healthy in the first place so..

Nomu: ANXNSKANKDKWKSMKAKDNSKA

Handfetish: I hate both of you!
Shut up!

Me: shut the fuck up crusty,
its your fault we can't get a dog.

Purrfect: yeah!

Jackskellington: I don't really
want a dog but I like bullying you,
so fuck you.

Emocloud: Ok alright enough,
Nomu will get upset
if he knows you're trying to
replace him.

Me: see if I give a FUCK

Jackskellington: thats cold
but I totally agree

Handfetish: (Y/N),
you're acting like you're 12.

Me: that's cause I am.

Me: on a scale of 1 to 10

Purrfect: you totally are!!

Me: did you know that,
when I was young,
people always treated me
like a criminal?

Jackskellington: why?

Me: cause I killed people

Jackskellington: ...dude

Nomu: AAKCSKKAKDNAKIEOWNSKSKSLA

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Yeah so Ill tell yall what happened in two days. Also the title is about me, and the whole situation.

Most of y'all know Im a kickboxer, and I genuinely was about to go apeshit today. But my friend showed me his puppy so we good lol

Hows everyone doing???????? Yall better be good my loves!

I mentioned webtoon in yesterday's update,, Im planning on publishing my own webtoon, but that probably will take a year before I can publish it. Im really excited and I can't wait to start! I already have a small draft of what the webtoon is gonna be alright, and I think you guys will like it, but Im not entirely sure. If anyone has ideas or tips for me to use on my comic, please tell me! Love you all!!

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