Failed Abortions
Stinkslikeshit, Fatherthatdidntdisappear, you
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Me: HAJIMEEEEEEEEE-ONIISAMAAAAA
Stinkeslikeshit: ANEKIIII
Me: THERE IS A HUGE MOTH
OUTSIDE OF THE DOOR
Stinkslikeshit: YESS
WE CANT GET IN NOW
AND ITS COLD
Stinkslikeshit: AND DANGEROUS
Me: PLEASE HURRY
CAUSE IM GONNA CRY
Me: ONIISAMAAAA?????
Lunchlady:
Hajime is dead,
You're next.
Love, moth.
Me: YOU ARE SO MEAN
Stinkslikeshit: nvm useless aneki,
it flew away after that stupid child
screamed at it for 30 minutes
Me: fkkk yessss
Lunchlady: What was that sound?
Stinkslikeshit: that wasn't me,
Im in the basement
Me: what?
Lunchlady: There was a loud thud upstairs.
Me: oh, my jacket fell
Lunchlady: That sounded
heavier than a jacket.
Me: I was in it when it fell
Stinkslikeshit: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Stinkslikeshit: why are you like this?
Me: like what? amazing?
beautiful? gorgeous? like a goddess?
Idk I guess Ive been blessed
by the gods
Stinkslikeshit: nah fam
you were cursed by the devil
Lunchlady: I shouldn't approve
of this but, lmao.
Me: ONIISAMA ?!
Lunchlady: Oh yeah,
you two can order a pizza.
Ill leave some money on the table.
I have a date tonight.
Stinkeslikeshit: wow. you?
on a date? some crazy shit
is happening right here,,,,,
you're really going on a date?????
Lunchlady: Yeah, I am.
Me: who's the lucky guy?
Stinkslikeshit: o:
Lunchlady: You have got
to be kidding me.
Lunchlady: Why do you always
joke about me being gay?
Lunchlady: Why does that amuse you?
Me: cause you're gay,
I got my gay side from you
Lunchlady: No you didn't.
Im into girls.
Hayato on the other hand,
has the hots for Makoto-kun.
Me: OHHHH SHITTT
Me: Oniisama snapped
Stinkslikeshit: WHAT DID I DO
Me: lmfaooooo
Stinkslikeshit: also,
don't bring another girl
that is no good into our family,
aneki
Stinkslikeshit: or our little hoe
will kick you and your girl's ass
Lunchlady: Well fuck am I scared.
Im so terrified. Just kidding,
the amount of fucks I give
is equal to the amount of
pussy and dick you can get combined, zero.
Stinkslikeshit: h o l y s h i t
Stinkslikeshit: that hurt
like a motherfucker
Me: uhuh well Ill still beat your ass
Me: that brought me
to this question
Me: if I cut off my leg,
Me: and swing it at your head,
Me: I kicking you
or hitting you?
Lunchlady: You'll most likely
mentally scar me more than anything.
Stinkslikeshit: baby sis,
you are fucking hardcore
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