Work and Ambush, and Promises?

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Neptune's POV six hours later

Noire: Okay, even though I'm against it, let's put aside the fact that you're keeping her here until she's better.

Plutia: Umm, where do we put it...?

Neptune: Well blow my cartridge and call me a 64-pin connecter! This is a game?! It's crazy retro, you guys!" Hey mind if I start it up? I can play it right? Yes of course I can . Power on!

Neptune: Whoa! Blurry pixel art, ahoy! Hahaha! Look at this! Did they make this game in five minutes?!This is the epitome of shovelware!

Noire: You're fine with letting her roll all over your floor like this?

Plutia: Silly Neppy! That game is best played with a friend... Let's play it together!

Neptune: Oh, sweet. Let's get playing!" Noire: "Don't goof off with her!

Plutia: Aww, can't I? Just for a little bit...?

Neptune: Yeah, c'mon Noire, just for a bit. Don't be a curmudgeon.

Noire: Don't curmudgeon me! Do you even understand the situation you're in?

Neptune: Situation, start! Right now I'm in Plutie's Basilicom with lots of old games and manga, and... So given the situation, I've gotta try them all out. Uh, right? (Skip a few lines)

Noire: ...Ugh! Knock it off, you two!

Neptune: Whoa!

Plutia: Huuuuh?

Noire: Plutia, you should be working! What kind of CPU just sits around and plays games!?

Plutia: Aww, I'm so sorry...

Noire: And...you! Even if you don't care about getting your memories back, at least pull your weight!No workey, no foodey. Got it?

Neptune: Oyvey. Here goes Noire, getting all hot and bothered after telling me not to anger Plutie

Noire: Now that you've both agreed with me without question, let's move! We're going to work!

Pantheon: Indeed the sooner I work, the sooner I pay off the debt.

Noire: Why are you up!? You almost died!

Pantheon: To pay off my debt, and to start my vengeance. I'm going to work whether you like it or not. No need to worry about this old soul.

Noire: Please be careful we don't want you to be more wounded.

Pantheon: I only have 100 health permanently? Never mind lets go.

Plutia: Just watch please? Don't fight.

Pantheon: Well see what we find.

Picks up cane and starts to walk slowly

Pantheon's POV OTORI FOREST

Pantheon: Well it seems we took a quest to eliminate 5 exhausted jellies. What are those?

Noire: Those are the exhausted jellies.

Neptune goes to a exhausted jelly and does a triple combo killing it

Neptune: Hah these are to easy.

Pantheon puts his cane in Revans Holocron, and Pulls out a lightsaber and ignites it a purple hue emerges, and starts form 4 Ataru.

Pantheon: Lets see how fast they fall.

I jump in the air and start to bisect exhausted jellies in my path.

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