I got bored
C1F3: oh no
C1F3: Nobody move! I have lost Lavi! Be careful where you step!
C1F3: she's very small and blends in with the tiles!
Lavender: IM NOT THAT SHORT-
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Lavender: how did none of you hear what I was saying?
Akasuki: I have been spaced out for the past 2 and a half hours
C1F3: I got distracted halfway through
Tristan: ignoring you was a conscious decision
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Lavender, banging on the door: CHLORINE OPEN UP
C1F3: well, it all started when I was a child
Tristan: no she meant-
Akasuki: let him finish, Trista
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Akasuki: your favourite cake flavour?
Lavender: Chocolate!
C1F3: I can't really eat
Tristan: I never had had. What is cake.
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Akasuki: have you seen Tristan anywhere?
Lavender: yeah, made a horrible mess out of the blood fountain
C1F3: it looks fine to me
Lavender: IT USED TO BE WATER
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C1F3: everyone, synchronize your watches
Lavender: I don't know how to do that
Akasuki: I don't wear a watch
Tristan: time is a construct
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Lavender, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Akasuki, pulling out an Uno card: +4
C1F3, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon! I choose you!
Tristan, trembling: what are we playing
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Tristan: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me at any time of day
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Lavender Bells [Discontinued]
Science FictionTwo civilians living in [DATA EXPUNGED] turn from a regular old household to a slightly less regular household with the addition of a plague doctor that mysteriously ended up in the present. Part of this story is loosely based off the SCP Foundatio...