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⭐️The Bros Reacting To Bingus⭐️

For those of you who don't know, Bingus is this hairless cat and he's a meme:

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❤️Lucifer

• *squints*

• "What in the three realms..."

• Grabs his glasses

• " Oh I see. You like hairless cats MC? That's silly."

• "Why does it say 'Bingus my Beloved'? What is a Bingus?"

• "The cat's name? The cat's name is Bingus? Who in the right mind names a cat Bingus?"

• "Are you trying to tell me you want a Hairless cat? I will admit he is strangely cute but I'm afraid I cannot allow that... Satan would flood the house with cats again... Why don't you go play with Cerberus? Or Mammon, perhaps?"

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💛Mammon

• "IS THAT A CAT?!?!"

• "WHERE DID ALL HIS FUR GO??? Poor guy..."

• "HE WAS BORN THAT WAY?! I didn't know cats like that existed..."

• "It's a Bingus? Huh. AND THEY COST A LOT OF MONEY?? Say less."

• "What do you mean I can't create a Bingus market in the Devildom?"

• "Hehe, he's so funny lookin'. Maybe we ought to get one. I'm more of a cat person myself, ya know?"

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💜Levi

• "LMAOOO ITS BINGUSSS"

• "Wait you NEED to see this one Bingus meme" *shows you a magnificent Bingus meme*

• Both of you start showing each other different Bingus memes you have saved

• "Satan actually loves Bingus memes. He hasn't stopped texting me them for a week now."

• "Bingus is so cute right? :3 "

• "If Bingus was a JoJo Character what would his power be?"

• "Bingus could easily beat Lotan in PVP combat."

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💚Satan

• Recognizes Bingus instantly

• *GASP* "IT'S BINGUS!"

• He happily chuckles and shows you his Bingus pictures. "Levi introduced me to him. I didn't know there was an entire genre of cat Internet jokes."

• "I've actually had sphynx cats before. They're quite adorable! Since they don't have fur you need to keep them warm when it's cold, and their skin is sensitive to sunburn. Of course, that isn't a problem in the Devildom. Perhaps we should get another one together?"

• "What would you name it? We can't steal Bingus's name... Maybe something cute and simple like M'lady Alexandria the 1st."

• "Let's go to the local shelter this instant!"

💖Asmo

• "Oh? You want to show me something, my dearest Y/N?"

• "AA-!!" He gets startled at first. "Oh poor dear, lost all of their fur!! They have such beautiful blue eyes though!"

• You show him a Bingus in a sweater after that.

• "Awh!! That's adorable! Hmm... now that I look, they have really smooth skin! Like mine! Wow, maybe a hairless cat would be the perfect pet for me..?"

• You look at sphynx cats with various sweaters and outfits after that and plan cute little out fits for what his sphynx cat would wear if he had one.

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🧡Beelzebub

• "It kinda reminds me of uncooked chicken."

• "It must be cold without fur... Hehe, it's cute though."

• "Satan had one of these cats once... It freaked me out at first. It's still just a cat though, and I guess all cats look like that when they don't have fur."

• "It ate my Ghost Tuna Salad once though... I don't think I can forgive it for that."

• "Oh, its name is Bingus? Must be a different cat then."

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💙Belphie

• "Haha, it looks kinda ugly. I like it though."

• "Why does it say 'Bingus my Beloved?' Do you love this cat Y/N?"

• "Awh. Its little sweater looks cozy."

• "Satan had a Sphynx cat once. He was always annoyed by how it always chose to snuggle up with me instead of him. Hehe."

• "Hmm, its big blue eyes are kinda calming though."

• "I like Bingus :•) "

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A/N- Hey magnificent wormies, I've got school finals till next week,, so have this in the meantime.