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💙Grocery Store • Scenario💙

Really short scenario where Beel pushes Belphie and MC around in a shopping cart.

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Belphie slung his arm over your shoulder, snuggling a little closer to you. If he didn't, there wouldn't be enough room for groceries. You rested your head against his shoulder, ready to peacefully doze off while Beel shopped.

"Hey... save nap time for later. You have to help me keep Beel in check," he mumbled, softly bumping his leg into yours.

You bumped his leg back with a groan. "Hhgh, but I'm so sleepy," you complained. Belphie's shoulder was too comfy not to sleep against.

He tousled your hair up, planting a kiss on your cheek. "Welcome to my world." You leaned in to kiss him more, but he placed his fingertips on your lips. "No kisses for sleepy babes."

You thoughtfully hummed, then parted your lips to lick his finger. His eyes widened and he jerked away, his face faintly flushed. "Y/N what the fuck-"

"Guys? They're out of your favorite kind of cereal..." Beel solemnly announced. "And your second favorite flavor... sorry..."

"Oh, don't be sorry Beel!" You reassured. "It isn't your fault."

"Uhm... actually..." His frown was reminiscent of a sad puppy. "I bought the last boxes they had the other day... I planned on sharing but I accidentally ate them while sleepwalking..."

"Well, that's ok. I was getting tired of the old flavors anyway!" You grinned, hoping to cheer him up.

"Ooh, maybe we can get something with a prize inside and give it to Mammon... like cheap glittery glasses... hehe, he'd look so dumb..." Belphie suggested. "Whatever, I trust your cereal choice Beel. Just don't get anything too crazy."

Belphie turned back to you, wiping his finger off on your sleeve. He pointed at you with a smirk. "Nasty Y/N."

You bumped your leg against his, crossing your arms. "Stinky Belphie."

He kicked your leg back, booping your nose. "Gross human."

You grinned and booped him twice. "Dummie demon."

"Stupid doopid." Boop.

"Idiot shmidiot." Boop.

"Yucky wucky." Boop.

"...Handsome devil."

He grinned and tilted his head. "I think I'm more on the cute side, but thanks anyways."

"Oh shut uppp Belphieee." He smiled and left a soft peck on your lips, electricity traveling across your skin at the gentle sensation.

"Hey..." He looked around, a frown quickly finding its way to his face. "Where's Beel?"

"Sir!! Get out of the meat freezer this instant!!!"

Your eyes widened. "Oh shit, we better go get him."

He lazily started to crawl out of the cart, stumbling onto the ground. "Ugh yeah..."

You made sure to never let Beel wander around the grocery store for too long without supervision again.

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