💅💅💅 A/N- Listing reasons the demon Bros are virgins. This is a joke I swear
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❤️Lucifer
1. He has never made time for such affairs. He prioritizes work over sleep so do u really think this man fucks
2. Thinks he's better than everyone else. No one is deserving of his prestigious dick.
3. Afraid of emotional vulnerability. He knows he's sexy but doesn't like the vulnerability that comes with sexual affairs.
4. Busy being a single parent. He has 6 brothers to take care of and keep in line. The only thing he has time for is sleep and he doesn't even get much of that.
5. Like a million years old. We don't want to give him a heart attack. His old weary bones are too creaky and sore for him to have sex. Sign up for physical therapy old man.
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💛Mammon
1. Too embarrassed to have sex. Like uhmmm... we have to take our clothes off? awkwarddd.
2. Too committed to his facade of pretending he doesn't care. Oh you want to have sex??? The great Mammon definitely does NOT want that... EVER...
3. Too busy figuring out how tax fraud works. He's a committed man.
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