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(Not my art!!!)

[Freddy and Foxy are having a contest on who can sing the lowest.]

Freddy: *sings a low note*

Foxy: *sings a lower note*

Freddy: *sings a bit lower*

Foxy: *sings even lower*

Freddy: *sings really low then punches Foxy in the dick*

Foxy: *sings a really high note*

Freddy: I WOOOOON!!!!!

Foxy: Cheater...

Freddy: Cheat my ASS!

[Bonnie walks in]

Bonnie: Freddy. Language.

Freddy: I only said 'ass'. It's not a bad word

Bonnie: It's slang for arse.

Freddy: Eh. I'm boss around here.

Foxy: Ye' mean DICK aroun' here

Freddy: Shut it.

Bonnie: *rolls eyes and puts a pizza down and calls for chica* CHICA~!!!

[Chica runs in]

Chica: HEYO!

Bonnie: The pizza is finished, princess.

Chica: Thank you!

Bonnie: No problem *ruffles Chica's hair*

Chica: *giggles*

Freddy: HEY. I'M JEALOUS!

Foxy: OI! LASS! WHAT IN THE SEVEN SEAS!?

Chica: Oh shut it, Foxy. Bonnie is like a brother to me. Not that way. Ick.

Bonnie: I'm bi. Doesn't mean that I'd date her. Chica's my little sister.

Freddy: Bonnie~~~

Bonnie: Stop whining, mister.

Foxy: *runs to Chica* Fazbear punched me in the wrong area.

Chica: Heh.

Freddy: BONNIE~~~

Bonnie: That is getting you nowhere, you're just becoming a pain in my arse.

Freddy: *jumps off the stage and walks in circles around Bonnie*

Bonnie: *crosses his arms*

Freddy: *pulls on Bonnie's long, lilac hair*

Bonnie: OW!

Freddy: Obey.

Bonnie: *whimpers* No, you oompa loompa!

Freddy: *gasps and growls* Whore. *takes Bonnie's hair ribbon*

Bonnie: *takes Freddy's hat* Thank you. *places it on his head*

Freddy: FUCK.
Wtf am I goaling???

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