Rebel Defenders: The Grand Admiral (Book 3 MCU/Star Wars crossover)

99 Problems

Jay Z 99 Problems Lyrics

Verse 2

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherloving law
I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
"Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low"
Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
"Well you was doing fifty-five in a fifty-four" (uh huh)
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you, I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of it, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?"
"Somebody important or something?"
Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my whip
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come"

Chorus

I got ninety nine problems but a chick ain't one, hit me
Ninety nine problems but a chick ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems but a chick ain't one, hit me

"This is Operation Emperor's Fist log entry number 77. April, 9th, 2031.
The patient Carl Lucas has done well since the accidental exposure to Dr. Cylo's machine. Dr. Karl Malus argued the design was flawed and dangerous for patients. He left Dr. Cylo to establish his own experimental program outside of ISB/CIA jurisdiction separately from Operation Emperor's Fist. Malus was clearly proven wrong and Carl Lucas is the proof because he survived his time in Dr. Cylo's machine. Moving forward I need to avoid Imperial officers until I can reestablish contact with Dr. Cylo. It's only with his backing that I can get Carl's name cleared. That's why I suggested a name change for the patient along with a hairstyle change." Reva said to the camera

Luke couldn't understand what he was seeing. It had been two days since he awoke from his nightmare about his previous encounter with Darth Vader. Claire tearfully told him there was something he needed to see. It was an old Holo Net projector that surprisingly was in working condition. Lando suspected this was an old Imperial safe house and the Holo Net was purposely dressed to look old and out of use to hide its contents. Lando's trusty floating droid Susan managed to decrypt the password needed to activate the projector. Claire was against showing the video to Luke but Lando insisted claiming Luke deserves to know the truth about Reva.

"This is Operation Emperor's Fist log entry number 83. May, 25th, 2031.The patient has embraced his new name Luke Cage. In order to ensure he won't seek refuge outside of New York/Lothal, I suggested marriage. After 6 weeks married under his assumed name the Imperial authorities are satisfied with the false report that Carl Lucas is dead. The patient's new circumstances have resulted in an interesting set of data to sketch out his psychological profile.

He is able to interact in a quiet and low quality city with a minor Imperial presence which gives him the confidence to talk to patrons at a local bar in Hell's Kitchen/Lothal. As his wife I've been treated well by Luke. This proves the process isn't harmful psychologically to patients unlike the enhanced powered experiments of Dr. Albert Thompson, Dr. Koslov and Dr. Malus. Once contact is reestablished with Dr. Cyclo I'll be able to report my findings and continue Operation Emperor's Fist. For now I will continue to play the role of Luke Cage's wife. End log."