Author: I am so glad that today I don't have to do everything you tell me to do 5205. The last time was a disaster.
5205: I agree, 953 didn't become pregnant so it was a fail.
953: Fuck off 5205.
5205: Don't worry, next time it will work. Now... Author, could you reveal today's questions?
Author: Sure, lets start with questions from iamPESTILENCE
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5205: Hello... Is it me you're looking for?
173: ... I hate him, and you know that!
5205: Don't worry, if something goes wrong I will teleport both of you away from each other.
939: Definitely not me.
106: Alright, lets check this meme... Author, could you click on the link?
Author: No.
106: What? Why not?
Author: Because as an Arch-Karcist of Rick Ashley I have memorized this link and there is NO FUCKING WAY that I will click an obvious rickroll.
5205: Wait, this link is a rickroll?
Author: Yep, with over one billion views. I am not clicking that.
049: Your nick is "iamPESTILENCE" and you say, that Pestilence isn't real? Isn't this an irony?
035: Is this another rickroll?
Author: I don't know, lets see, I have to type it manually anyway... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vk1X7IUTuo and paste... Luckily not this time.
035: *Watches the video* That didn't happen in my universe, don't blame me!
5205: What kind of drill? Also, 735, don't you fucking dare...
735: Fine... He probably wouldn't understand the insult anyway.
Author: *Pulls out a bat* Apologize, now.
735: For what?!
Author: For the sneaky insult.
735: ... Fine, I am sorry. Also you are a bitch Author.
Author: Yeah, sure. *Gives a microphone to a trash can* Would you like to say something else 735?
735: ...
Author: 738 is not in this Ask, sorry. You have to find him somewhere else.
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FanfictionSCPs who you can ask questions: SCP-001 "Scarlet King" SCP-001 "Gate Guardian" SCP-035 SCP-049 SCP-049-J SCP-053 SCP-066 SCP-073 SCP-076 SCP-079 SCP-085 SCP-096 SCP-105 SCP-106 SCP-131 SCP-166 SCP-173 SCP-191 SCP-353 SCP-457 SCP-529 SCP-68...
