Author: *Leaves a room with SCP-953, and both of them are smiling*
106: Okay, when should I tell 049 to help you with a labour in nine months?
Author: I swear to God Larry, I am going to...
953: Larry, shut up, we were just watching TV and it was a funny show.
106: Oh. Was it "The Office" or what?
953: Nah, just "Happy Tree Friends".
073: I don't want to know you guys... This show is terrible!
Author: Nope, it is funny, if you like dark humour.
073: ... And you probably watched it as Author's punishment from the last part if I am not mistaken...
Author: Of course we did, and I didn't have to use my wish for that.
073: Just... Just start the Ask...
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Author: Wait, what the hell is "Finnegans wake"? *Puts it in a search engine*Ah, it is a book. No chance, sorry. I don't even know how thick it is, and if it really is that complex, then I don't even want to attempt this, plus I won't force others to do that.
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Author: Ah, this one. Well, I can check it when I find some free time then. Also... *Puts explosives in the asylum* One word, and we will get you out of here.
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FanfictionSCPs who you can ask questions: SCP-001 "Scarlet King" SCP-001 "Gate Guardian" SCP-035 SCP-049 SCP-049-J SCP-053 SCP-066 SCP-073 SCP-076 SCP-079 SCP-085 SCP-096 SCP-105 SCP-106 SCP-131 SCP-166 SCP-173 SCP-191 SCP-353 SCP-457 SCP-529 SCP-68...
