5205: Author, I know that you have been working on that other book, but I swear, if you are not going to update this one regularly, then...
Author: Then what?
5205: I will tie you to a bed, inject SCP-953 with mixture, which makes people very horny again and close the door. I think that I don't need to explain the rest.
Author: ... What do you mean by "again"?
5205: Uhm... Shit.
953: 5205? What did you do?
5205: ... The time when you were very horny, that was my fault.
953: What?!
5205: Yea... I have injected you with a special mixture while you were sleeping, sorry.
953: ...
Author: ... We will talk about that after this Ask ends, now first set of questions from Pupcakemon
096: Uhm, and what is that?
5205: *Facepalm* Congratulations, now 096 is going to search that.
096: What... Is this...?
5205: A very rare disease.
096: ... Damn, I am lucky that I don't have that.
5205: I can't do that, sorry, it would destroy the balance in the Megaverse.
999: I have a better idea. *Starts tickling 5205*
5205: Hahahaha, stop!
999: And about the second question, I can stretch my body and make myself bigger. Of course my, lets call this a skin, will be very thin after that, but it is not a problem. And the third question, the answer is no, I need sugar to do that.
Author: Haven't we done that already?
999: Oh lets do this once again. *Stops tickling 5205* 5205, change our genders please.
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