5205: *Half of his body is corrupted* That's so stupid! I have tried everything to track 953's location but I cannot find her anywhere!
A͇͚̾͡u̡͔̗̹͈̳̫̠̽͑̊t͒̂ͨ̚ḧ́o̰̻̪͕ͨͫͧ̀r̵͎̞̰̳͇̱͙̟̂̆: Don't worry my friend, we will
find her sooner or later.
5205: I know, but I have no fucking clue how to do it!
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173: ... Why? Just why?
106: Take that back, or I will personally turn your life into a hell.
735: No, it is a waste of my precious time that I am responding to you anyway.
5205: Hah! Go for it! I don't care!
106: *To 682-1* What the hell happened to 5205?!
682-1: *To 106* I don't know, but this won't end well for us.
096: Sometimes, especially when my therapist told me to gain some weight.
049: Prove it then, I want to see a proof that nothing is real.
5205: *Pulls out a BFG* This is going to be fun...
939: No, I am not!
166: It is because I used to have an anomalous ability which caused all men near me to try and rape me.
5205: Yeah, it is completly fine if you pay it back with your own soul!
A͇͚̾͡u̡͔̗̹͈̳̫̠̽͑̊t͒̂ͨ̚ḧ́o̰̻̪͕ͨͫͧ̀r̵͎̞̰̳͇̱͙̟̂̆: No, I am too busy to do that.
Bright: Did you say "Chainsaw"?
035: No, I screamed because I saw 049's search history.
049: Why did you scream? I didn't have any 18+ content in there.
035: But you had questions like "How to boil water"...
049: ...
682-1: I am fine with that, Bright was getting on my nerves anyway.
076: With pleasure. *Pulls out his sword*
073: No, it applies only to damage.
5205: There were few more questions, but for some reason I cannot open them, because they are glitched...
A͇͚̾͡u̡͔̗̹͈̳̫̠̽͑̊t͒̂ͨ̚ḧ́o̰̻̪͕ͨͫͧ̀r̵͎̞̰̳͇̱͙̟̂̆: Unglitch them then!
5205: I am working on it.
*Camera moves to the hiding place of Author's consciousness and 953*
Author?: And done! You should have your own body now.
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