Author: Ok, so tell me one more time Bright, how is it possible that 682 destroyed the entire cafeteria?
Bright: I told 5205 that we have spaghetti today, 682 heard that and destroyed everything to eat all of the spaghetti.
682: Is it my fault that you don't feed me well enough?
Author: We are feeding you every day! But you are always hungry!
682: Then feed me more!
Author: 15% of this facility's budget goes for your food!
682: Then maybe find another way of getting food for me?
Author: ... We will see. Anyway, we have few more questions, lets start with SarcasmQueen247
076: Hey, you finally got your first question!
Author: I hope that this isn't the last one. Yes, I do remember how it all began. It was, if I am not wrong, in 2015, when I found out about the game SCP: Containment Breach. However, I wasn't as fascinated as I am now. The real journey began after SCP: Secret Laboratory got released and I started sitting more in the SCP canon. And the second question, if I could work for them in my universe and not be forced to travel here, then I would take the job before you could say Pizza Friday.
682: Pizza?! Where?!
5205: Nowhere. Better calm down 682.
682: Grrr, fine.
939: Honestly, I haven't met the first 939, so I don't know if that's true or not, so I won't say anything, unless there is a prove for that.
106: *Sits drunk in a corner* Wh-What? They *hic* did?
Author: I wanted to tell you that, but you wouldn't listen.
106: *Hic* Great! G-give me *hic* some time t-to *hic* get sober again...
096: Not really... I don't... Remember any tips...
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