Author: ... Screw that, I am going there. *Opens the portal and goes through*
5205: So, because Author is not here, I will take care of ... *Portal opens* Oh. I thought that you won't come back.
Author: If life gives you lemons, make a lemonade.
953: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Author: Not this kind of lemon!
953: Whatever. So, what shall we do after the Ask ends? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Author: ... You really won't leave me alone, will you?
953: Of course not! I want you!
Author: ... Ok, I think that I have a proposition for you.
953: I am listening.
Author: If at least one of our readers can ask a personal question or make a personal dare to all of us, including all instances of SCP-1048 and all human characters, I will do whatever you want for... Three full hours.
953: Three full hours? Ohh, this is going to be good!
Author: However, they have time only until the next Ask. And if nobody does that, you will leave me alone. Do we have a deal?
953: It is risky... But alright, I agree. I count on you readers!
Author: Well, lets starts with a set of questions from Pupcakemon
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5205: *Does what she says* You are welcome.
049-J: This is awful! This body is so strange!
076: *Hangs Cain on the roof* Sure, this is more fun than trying to kill him.
073: We had peace!
076: Yes. I promised that I won't try to kill you.
