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[•Drinking, drunken texts, harsh words, little mature in the end•]

Wooyoung
Ayo mi b3uTef2ll bi3tches!

Seonghwa
What even-

Yunho
He malfunctioning :)

Jongho
Sannie hyung?

San
Ssup kid

Jongho
Please collect your boyfriend

Yeosang

SanWhy though?

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San
Why though?

Jongho
Hyung he mf drunk right now

San
Wtf-
He's drunk?

Hongjoong
He did wHaT-

Mingi
Hold da fuc up

San
E X P L A I N

Jongho
Earlier he was in a restaurant with his mom
and they were eating and his mom had to leave early for some work ya know

Hongjoong
Don't tell me he made mess in hotel-

Yunho
Shush

Jongho
Thank you
Then this mf-
He ordered a really old wine and bItCh-
Drank 4 glasses of them with a waiter
And said
life is Apple bro-
Glad that waitor was my friend and called me

San
Wooyoung is dead istg y'all

Seonghwa
Is he okay-
I shouldn't be laughing but-
LOL

Yeosang
Wooyoung dipshit
Where are you both rn?

Jongho
We are currently at a park near that hotel
mf hyung is singing Michel Jackson

yunho
MICHAEL JACKSON OMG I'M COMIN-

Hongjoong
Calm down hoe

Mingi
OPof-

Jongho
San Hyung wooyoung Hyung says you're shorter than him

San
bItCh wHaT
I'm taller than you Jung wooyoung

Wooyoung
HHAHA DWArf-
Y3or 1cm tall doesn't m5an you're t1ll

Yeosang
He is drunk af-

Wooyoung
SHUT UP YOU'LL DIPSHITSSS
ITA TIME WE LISTEN DOJA CATTT
I'M A B8T4CH IM A4 BOS5
IMMA BITCH-
OWW JONGHOYOU SHIT STOP BOTHERING MEE

San
I'm not his boyfriend y'all
Sigh*

Yunho
Lol seeing wooyoung type absolutely right and
then all numbers is kinda dumb and funny

Hongjoong
He's getting more troublesome I told yall

Wooyoung
Hah
I'm a vibe bi5tc6 lirn from miii
💅

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