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December 25 2021
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUH FOLKS ,HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUH FOLKS ,HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOE NEM ,HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOLKSSSSS NEM!!" i rubbed my eyes open them looking up seeing all my brothers in my room.
It was Christmas, my birthday I'm finally 19 !
But they so ghetto they did not have to come in here singing happy birthday then the wrong way like bruh this is the life of having all brothers from Chicago .
"can yall not" I spat .
I was thankful for them singing happy birthday and all with they lil twist to it but they woke me from my beauty sleep and besides my money .... I do not play bout my sleep at alllll !
"mane get cho ass up it's your birthday and shit folks 19 nah" von tried to grab my covers.
"dayvon stop " i rolled my eyes
I didn't have nothing but this Victoria secret panties set thing on and I did not need them to take my cover off revealing my goods to my brothers it would be so awkward and embarrassing frfr .
"folks woke up mean asl" booka said.
"no I'm irritated y'all woke me up why couldn't y'all let me sleep until at least 11 it's like 9 something" I laid back down.
"but it's Christmas and it's yo birthday we up and early you should too" Reese said.
"Shut yo I didn't ask you" I spat.
"She on yo ass" booka and von laughed.
"Where is wop?" I asked .
I notice he wasn't with them when they walked in , which was weird he usually the first to tell me happy birthday , gift me and etc .
"I look like a tracking device?" Booka asked
"Yo ass look like ah lotta things folks" durk said
"Ik yo scarecrow eye having ass ain't talking" booka responded
"Fuck yo Benny the frog looking ass"durk mugged
"Ahhh folks on yo ass" von laughed
"Parentheses shut up" I said
"Paren- mane yo lazy eye ass" von said
Why he had to bring up my lazy eye doe?
"My eye not even lazy they was a one time thing and it was because my lashes was to big" I rolled my eyes .
"yo shit was doing the shoulder lean folks on king David that bitch was-"
