Are you for real?! (Naruto various x reader)

The forest of deatherony

3rd POV

  The squad stopped at a conveniently placed clearing in the woods, due to hearing someone's scream in the distance.

  "Wasn't that someone screaming just now?" Sakura wearily asked.

  A flock of birds flew up from somewhere in the distance.

  "I'm kinda getting nervous.." Sakura slightly backs away.

  "I-It was nothing, Sakura. Believe it!" Naruto exclaimed the last part.

*Silence*

  "I-I have to pee..." Naruto stated, rushing over to some random bush.

  "Please no....." (Y/n) said in a pained tone.

  "You fool!" Sakura ran up behind the blonde and smacked him on the back of his head.

  "What're you doing infront of a lady!" Sakura briefly scolded Naruto.

  Sasuke simply deadpanned at the two.

  "Go to the grass!" Sakura pointed in a random direction near the trees.

(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)

  'Naruto' arrived back to his group, but at the same time, that one Among Us sound effect could be heard.  
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  "Aaah, that was a lot! I'm refreshed." The fake Naruto said.

  "I still have better acting skills..." (Y/n) mumbled to herself.

  "Like I said, not in front of a lady--!" Sakura was cut off by Sasuke.

  The Uchiha almost immediately noticed something off about his 'teammate', and came up behind him and knocked him to a nearby tree.

  "S-Sasuke...! No matter what you don't have to-" Sakura was [sadly] once again cut off.

  "Shhhh." (Y/n) stated.

  Sasuke was in a fighting position, not to far away from 'Naruto'.

  "W-What was that for--?" 'Naruto' was interrupted by Sasuke trying to kick him.

  Sasuke continued to try and land a hit on 'Naruto'. When he finally did, Naruto got kicked off a branch and roughly landed on the ground.

  "What are you doing all of the sudden...?!" 'Naruto' asked.

  "What you ask? That's my line, isn't it?" Sasuke stated, narrowed his eyes at 'Naruto' and pulling a kunai knife.

  (Y/n): 'I'm hungry'

  The two started to engage in combat [with their kunais], whilst (Y/n) was looking for a suitable food to consume.

  There was a couple seconds of kunai knives clashing together, but they both stepped back and prepared to attack again.

  "Sasuke-kun, please stop!" Sakura exclaimed, still not understanding the situation.

  "Aha!" (Y/n) happily pulled out [insert random food] from her bag.

  "Look closely at him!" Sasuke didn't bother to take his eyes off of 'Naruto'.

  "Talk! Where's the real Naruto!" Sasuke demanded.

*cue shocked gasp from Sakura and "Naruto"*

  "What do you mean by that?! I have no idea what you're talking about!" 'Naruto' defended himself.

  "What happened to the scratch on your face!" Sasuke exclaimed.

  "I'm asking about what happend to the scratch you got from the proctor. And your shuriken holster is on your left leg, that guy is right handed. You're worst at transformations than Naruto, you fake!" The Uchiha added.