Are you for real?! (Naruto various x reader)

WAIT- LEE NO

Irrelevant:

English dialogue will now be:
"𝙅'𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙨."

3rd POV

It was sort of hard to see, but the cork of Gaara gourd was sent towards Rock Lee at a high speed.

But Lee is very cool, so he caught it, which earned him a smirk from Hayate.

"There's no need to get ansty." The Leaf Genin stated.

Gaara -being Gaara- but also a nin of few words, didn't say anything.

At all. ('･_･')

"Now, 9th match, please begin!!" Hayate announced.

The round started off with Rock Lee attempting to land a kick to Gaara's side, but it was unfortunately stopped by son sable. [it's just fcking sand]

The bowl cut kid, Rock Lee, was then sent back from the same sand.

This whole thing with Lee trying to land a hit on Gaara went on for a while, until Lee jumped back on to the statue of the hand sign that the author thinks is Ram, they can't tell.

"Lee!! Take them off!!!" Gai exclaimed with a bright smile and a thunbs up.

The opposing leaf nin perked up at this.

"But! But Gai-sensei! That's....only for a situation where I must protect many precious people, isn't it?!" Lee -respectfully and youthfully- shouted back at his sensei.

"It's alright! I'll allow it!" Gai responded back, with the same smile and thumbs up.

Rock Lee removed a leg warmer(?), revealing weights wrapped around his calf and ankle, which he took off, on both legs.

He held them separately, one in each hand,

Then dropped them.

!SHOCK! ;)

Now all of the sudden, wow! Lee can keep up with Gaara's sand!

Still doesn't change the fact that he's still gonna get beaten-

Gaara, who still hasn't said anything, had a vertical wound on his right cheek, closer to his ear.

Lee had a determined smirk on his face, he then proceeded his Taijutsu attacks that were barely able to get parried with Gaara's sand.

Gaara was hit.

Nevermind, it was just sand that protected his face, a visible crack -that was mostly a hole- on his "face" that revealed his actual face, which had quite the psychotic look etched there for a second.

The sand armour repaired itself, reverting back to it's "normal" look.

"Is that all...?" Gaara finally spoke.

Geez.

Lee was gonna use the good ol' Primary Lotus on Gaara.

Gotta love that Primary Lotus.

Anyways, Lee unwrapped around a foot of his bandages then started to do the wee-woo rapid steps circling Gaara.

"Hurry up and come..."

(Y/n): 'That's quite gay out of context, Gaara'

"AS YOU WISH!" Lee loudly stated whilst kicking Gaara in the chin and successfully catching the sand nin off guard.

"It's not over!" Rock Lee announced, taking ahold of Gaara when they were a few meters up, bandages finding it's way to wrap around Gaara.

Then they turned in to those spinning fairy toys, but upsidedown-