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"Get yo big, black ass out my kitchen, Kenneth!" my mama yelled at me and then slapped my hand off of the banana pudding spoon.
"Mama! You taking too long."
"Get out! Go help your uncle with the fish."
"He said he don't want my help."
"Well, go sit your ass down."
"Mmtch."
Today is Thanksgiving and my mama always host Thanksgiving for our family. Then me and the guys go to Meechie's mom house and then we go to Marco's granny house.
"And where is Sin and his girlfriend?"
"There they go," Meechie said as Nai and Sin walked through the door.
Sin dapped up the guys. And Nai gave Meechie and Donte a hug. We're all friends and he was invited.
"Man, fuck you, Donte," we all heard Sin say in the living room.
"Sin! You better yo ass in this motherfucking kitchen and give me a hug and watch yo gotdamn mouth in my motherfucking house."
Black mamas love to tell you to watch your mouth and then cuss up a damn storm while they doing it.
"I'm sorry," he said walking in the kitchen.
"I'an see you in forever. Why you don't come see me?"
"It be slipping my mind, Ms. Jones."
"Mhmm. Ouu! You so pretty!" she said to Nai.
"Thank you."
"What's your name?"
"Kanai."
"I'm Jayna, Kenneth's mom. It's nice to meet you."
"It's nice to meet you too."
"Mama, don't be saying my government like that."
"Boy, shut the hell yo and go get that ide from your uncle."
