BBH Oneshots 💖 ~ Hiatus

•~Incorrect Quotes~•

1st Time Doing This, Soo~ Hope Y'all Enjoy!! Quotes May Not Be Mine Since I'm Not Creative Enough To Make Original Quotes. TwT
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Bad, sighs: No one really loves me.
Quackity: Are you sure?
Bad: Yeah
Quackity, aggressively pointing to himself: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

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Bad: I just ended a four year relationship
Dream: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Bad: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Wilbur and Quackity fighting from across the room*

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Bad: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Techno: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Wilbur, who stabbed a person: Am I in trouble?
Bad: Take a guess.
Wilbur: No?
Bad: Take another guess.

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Sapnap: What time is it?
Bad, shrugs: I don't know; pass me the saxophone and we'll find out.
Bad: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Quackity: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Bad: It's 2am.

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*The squad right before Bad's wedding*
Dream: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Sapnap: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
George: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Skeppy: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Quackity, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Bad: I can help you with it!
Dream: Yeah, sure.
Skeppy: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Quackity: lol nope.
Tommy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Techno: *Read 5:55pm*

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Sapnap: Dumbest scar stories, go!
George: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Puffy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Tommy: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Skeppy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Bad:
Bad: I have emotional scars.

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Sapnap: Thanks fam!
George: oh no
Karl: *cries* I love you too
Dream: Sounds fake but okay
Bad: *A flustered mess*
Techno: can i get a refund

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Bad: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Good: I am not a weenie!
NapSap: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*
Good: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Nightmare: You tell ‘em, Good! *sips their drink*
Good: Nightmare, what’re you doing here?
Nightmare: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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Bad: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Skeppy: Just rip the bandage off.
Bad: It’s Quackity.
Skeppy: Put the bandage back on.

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Egg: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Bad: Okay, but in my defense, Good bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Egg: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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•~Authour's Note~•
Heyo, short chapter but still an update :)
Still grieving about Techno, but I/We'll be ok, I promise! But have a good day/afternoon/evening and I love y'all <3
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•~Misc~•
579 Words Total

•~Date~•
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Started: 03/07/2022
Finished: 04/07/2022

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