The Harem From Hell (Helltaker x Reader)

Chapter 22: Asking For Trouble

"Zdrada, how do you survive by smoking so much?" You were asking the bitch demon questions as you swept up the cigarette butts that she had tossed onto the floor of her room when she was done with them.

Of course, it was you that had to do it since she couldn't be bothered to do it.

"You should know by now Y/N! It's because I'm a demon! These things can't do any fucking harm to me! I ain't a weakling like you humans!" She took a long drag from her cigar before puffing out an unnatural amount of smoke.

"Right yeah....that explains it...." You finished cleaning them away and wiped the sweat from your forehead.

"But seriously, stop hotboxing in your room! It'll just ruin the place!" Even though you tried, you knew you would get nowhere.

Trying to get her to stop, was like talking to a brick wall.

"Why don't you come in here and make me?~" She smirked and lounged back in her chair.

Really, you should've seen that coming. She was always like this and tried to lure you in.

"N-No I'm good! Y-you're alright to continue Zdrada!" You quickly back up out of the room before the situation could escalate.

Her loud laughter filled the air as you did so.

Right now, you had to find a way of disposing of all the cigarette butts you had cleared out of her room.

You had filled two bin bags, and the bins outside were already full. Not with cigarette butts, but with all sorts of rubbish that was being generated by everyone.

For now, you just had to take the bags downstairs and leave them by the back door.

"I could hear Zdrada laughing from down here. What was going on?" Lucy asked from the kitchen archway. A hand placed firmly on her hip.

"Oh just....normal Zdrada....not willing to clean her room, and then tries to lure me into doing stuff when I tell her to stop smoking." You sigh and rub your eyes.

"Ah I understand. Well like I have said before, it is useless to try. You are patient I know, but you really should give up. You'll never get anywhere!" She said before turning around and walking back into the living room.

You didn't want to be like that, however it was getting to a point where that seemed like the best option.

"Thank you again for the perfect coffee....." Monica's voice made you almost jump out of your skin.

"Wow! Monica....please don't do that!" You had to catch your breath.

Monica chuckled and grinned sadistically. "Oh but it is still so funny to make you jump~....you look oh so cute when you're scared and flustered~...."

She blew on your ear and kissed your cheek as she passed by you again. Her work had kept her busy for a lot of the time. Working all day, early mornings and even late into the night.

Hardly any rest even while she was out of hell, for hells customer service.

"H-Hah....i-if you say so....and you say that coffee is still to your liking?" You ask and she nods.

"Indeed it is. No one has ever been this consistent when making me coffee! But then again, I would expect nothing less from you!~" She gave you another kiss and hugged you.

"I need a short break for a while before getting back...you don't mind right?" She asked the question, however was already dragging you out of the kitchen and into the rather crowded living room.

Lucy was reading a book on the sofa, Malina was in her usual place in front of TV, Krampus was sat on the floor with a colouring book with Baphomet watching over her closely, Modeus and Azazel were sat together reading....some kind of literature and Cerberus was....her again chained to the punishment sofa with Judgement glaring at them.