"Y/N!!!!! I DEMAND YOUR PRESENCE DOWNSTAIRS, RIGHT NOW!!!"
Lucifer's voice boomed throughout the house which made it shake ever so slightly. It also resulted in you leaping out of your bed, landing on the floor in a massive heap.
"Ouch..." You grumbled, your face planted in the carpet as you slowly pushed yourself up and sat on your knees.
You had been peacefully sleeping right up until that point, but Lucifer seemed to be in a bit of a mood today. In fact, she had been in a mood ever since the trip up to heaven. Whether it was because she was still on edge, you didn't know.
Whenever you tried to ask her, she would be very dismissive and push you away, something she never did when you initially brought everyone back from hell.
Not wanting to keep Lucifer waiting and in turn, pissing her off even more, you quickly scrambled up to your feet and headed out of your bedroom. You could hear a great ruckus coming from downstairs, making you roll your eyes as you made your way down.
Judgement was chasing Cerberus around the living, which was pissing Malina off. When you stepped off the stairs, you whistled and watched as Cerberus' ears all perked up at the same time.
"Come on Cerb. Settle down please." You said, still feeling pretty tired.
"Yes master! Of course master!" They all said in unison, coming up to you and giving you soft kisses on your face.
"Master is tired! Did master not sleep well?" They asked.
"I slept fine...don't worry." You said, yawning and stretching before giving each of the heads a quick pet.
"I am here in the kitchen, Y/N. Please do not keep me much longer."
You heard Lucifer say from the kitchen. Taking a deep breath, you walked in and found her sat at the counter, flipping through a recipe book. As you approached, she greeted you without looking up at you.
"Good morning dear." She said.
"M-Morning Lucy..." You replied.
You could see the hard stare on her face soften when she heard your voice. She finally looked up at you and closed the book, pushing it to one side.
"I am sorry for calling for you in such a manner. An idea just came across my mind, and I must share it with you right this moment!" She said.
"Okay...what is it?" You asked, glad that Lucifer wasn't actually pissed with you.
"I wish for the two of us to go out on a date!" She declared proudly.
It took a moment for that to sink. After everything that had happened, including sexual intercourse...you still hadn't gone on a date with any of the demons.
"Priorities huh..." You thought.
"That sounds like a great idea! We haven't actually been on one yet have we?" You said.
"No we haven't. And that to me is a big issue. I would like you to take me out on one of your human date. It has been millennia since anyone took me out anywhere nice." Lucifer said, pouting slightly as she twirled and strand of her white hair with her finger.
"Is there anything in particular that you wanted to do?" You asked.
"Hmm. Yes. I was going to suggest a fancy restaurant, however I am aware that you are still young and money is tight for you right now. While I am able to summon money for you, there are...requirements that need to be met and pacts to be sealed. And I don't fancy putting your life in any more danger." She said, gently patting your cheek with her hand.
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The Harem From Hell (Helltaker x Reader)
FanfictionEver wanted to have a harem full of sharply dressed demon girls? Yes? Well you're in luck! You are Y/N, a young man trying to find his place in the world. One morning, your relatively normal day had just become abnormal as you somehow find yourself...
