Not So Innocent, Harry Styles Fanfic

Chapter 1

(Text Convo)

Harry: HELLO

Harry: ARI ARE U THERE

Harry: IK UR THERE

Harry: ACTUALLY I HAVE THE FEELING THAT UR SLEEPING

Harry: sO THEREFORE I AM TALKING TO MYSELF

Harry: ARI!

Harry: wAKE UP BITCH IM TALKING TO MYSELF

Harry: ITS LIKE IM GOING INSANE

Harry: AND NOW IS THAT WHAT U WANT ME TO DO NOW?

Harry: TO GO INSANE?!

I waken to the sound of my phone ringing off like crazy.

I should've known.

It was my best friend, Harry.

Hey My name is Ariana Matthews. They call me Ari for short. I preferred that nickname anyway.

I'm 16 years old and I'm a sophomore in high school.

That's how I met my crazy, annoying friend, Harry.

I mean trust me I do love him but he can be annoying as fuck sometimes. Then again I can too. I bet he feels the same way.

Harry always texts me at the wrong time. I'm either in the middle of watching a marathon on Netflix, doing homework or sleeping. Like when will he ever learn my daily schedule?

(Text convo)

Me: wHat dO yOu WANt u tWAT

Harry: that was very rude young lady!

Me: lmao you just called me a bitch and that's not rude?

Harry: when I said it was funny. THEREFORE, NOT. RUDE.

Me: You keep thinking that👌🏼

Harry: guessing by ur HARSH ATTITUDE, I was right. You were sleeping and I woke u up.

Me: okay fine u guessed it

Harry: knew it. You can't fool me little lady.

Me: Harry...iM ALMOST THE SAMe HiEghT aS yOU

Harry: SO FUCKING WHAT LETS JUST HANG OUT IM DYING OF BOREDOM OVER HERE

Harry: SUSAN IS ALSO PISSING ME OFF. SHe dOESN't knOW HOw tO kNocK On mY dOOR

Susan is Harry's step mom.

I've met her and she's a little uh what's the word? Rude. As. Hell.

Oops my bad that was 3 words.

But whatever it was still true.

I was helping her put away the dishes after having dinner with her at Harry's with her and Harry himself a week ago and she kept yelling at me since I was apparently "putting the dishes in the wrong cabinet"

THEN TELL ME WHERE TO PUT THEM IN A NICE WAY LIKE LITERALLY THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO DO.

(Text Convo)

Me: alright just walk over here then Styles

Harry: kk Matthews

I turned off my phone.

But then it went off again.

Harry: btw have u noticed when u pronounce ur last name it sounds like math? Must suck considering ur failing math😂😂

My face turned red.

Me: at least my last name doesn't make me sound like I'm a middle aged stuck up bitch working at a salon😒

Harry: oUCH