Anecdotes of Abi and Vetri

Story 3 - Vetri the Patient or Man Cold

-Dedicated to all the men in the world who get man cold and prove that its not a myth but a reality. This a longer one. 

Some indeterminant time after Vetri and Abi are living on their own. Here, I imagined that they are living in an apartment and not the tent.

Around 3.30 am. Vetri scratches Abi's hand. "Ei! Abi! Ahem! Ei! Abi!"

"Thoonga vidu Vetri! Rathiriyila venamnu nee sonnenu than naan 5 manikku meeting schedule pannirukken! Ippoyum paduthathe!"

"Ei Athu illaidi! Thondai kamrala irukku! Juram kiram irukkumonnu thonuthudi!"

"Athu onnum illai Purush! Nethi enna satham potta illai! Athuthan sonna pavam konna pavam ellam summa vidathu illai! Innum one hourla naan ezhuthukkanum! Pesama konjam thanni kudichuthu thoongu! Naan kathale ethavathu mathirai tharen!"

"Ei! Thoongitala! Iva mattum eppadi paduthathum thoongara! Nijammaveva illai nadikkarala? Ellarum pudu pondattinna enna ennamo buildup koduthanga! Iva paaru naan ippadi kashtapadarache izhuthu pothiti thoongara!"

"Oru 5 mani neram munnadi mane thenennu ularina! Ippo enna"

"Endi! Thoongalaya! Thoongalainna konjam sooda veneer kodudi!"

"Sooda iruntha thaan venneer! Chillunu iruntha thanneer Purush!"

"Endi manushan avasthaiyila irukkan! Ippo intha thamizh paadam romba mukkiyam! Ahem! Ahem! Iyo thondai valikkuthe! Pesave mudiyathu pola irukke!"

"Amma thirunaan kaatha! Nee romba Sakthi vaintha theivam! Vetri ennai vanthu azhuthu adam pidichi koottitu ponathu kooda periya vishayam illai! Ippo thaan un magimaiye intha ulagathukku theriya poguthu!"

"Ennadi! Medical Admin! Ammanta vendara alavukku seriousa di! Ethavathu puthu COVID KeeviD Saars Ebola nnu unakku ethavathu notice vanthutha! Enakku koduthitiya! Nalla sariyaganumnu vendikkodi! Ippo than sila maasama enakkum vazhkaila nallathu nadakkuthu! Athuvum kooda pathi naal etho sakku solra!"

"Iyo Athelam illai boss! Naan sonna magimai nadanthiruchu! Nethikkuthan ivan vaikku oru pootu podummannu ammanukku vendikkitten! Inniku paru thondai valikkuthu!"

"Ama! Ivalukku Ammanta directa satellite communication line irukku! Iva kettalam! 'ahem! Ahem!' Appadiye koduthuttangalam! Savadichuduven! Oru venneerukku ethanai vyakkiyanam!

"Venneer Vyakkiyanam! Kavithai pesara engineer neeyathan iruppa boss! Iru! Innum oru mani neram thoongalamnu pathen! Sari po! Meeting mudichi thoongaren!"

.......

"Intha veneer kudi! Intha lozenges pottuko! Konjam stronga irukkum! Thondai numb ayidum! Thoonga po! Naan meeting mudichuthu chullunu tea tharen! Nalla irukkum!"

"Meetinga! Ahem! Ahem! Sari po!"

"Boss! Pazhaiye cinemala vara heroinoda vayasana appa mathiriye irumare! Avangalukkellam dubbing panna koopidarangalam! Poriya!

"Ei! Ippo ennala pesa mudiyalainnu enna vena solriya! Irudi unnakku irukku!"

Few min later.

"Ei Pisasu! Ennadi kudaiyara? Mandaila idikkara mathiri irukku!"

"En things thedaren purush!"

"namakkulla ennadi un things, en things! Nammaluthunnu sollu! 'ahem! Ahem' namma thingsla enna thedare"

"mmmmmmmm! Namma pudavaikku namma matching blouse thedaren! Nee nethikku nammaloda antha karuppu jeansoda pottutu poniya enna? Appuram Enga vecha? Poi thoonguviya! Namma thingsam namma things!"

Vetri "aaang...

After few hours.

In feeble voice- "Abi! Abi! .. 'Cough! 'Cough' Ahem! Abi! Abi! 'Cough! Cough!"