Anecdotes of Abi and Vetri

Atrocious Aunt or Adavadi Athai - Part 3 - b

AN:- This continues from where Athai took a water break. 

Vim: Appa Ekambareswara! Enakku porumaiya koduppa! Unkitta vanthaa enakku eppavum amaithi kidaikkum. Innikku ennadaanna ippadi kovatha kilappurare ivaru! Abi sariya than sonna! Vetri kovilukku vantha ethavathu vivakaaratha izhuthuttu varuvaanu! Vetri! Enakku vara kovathula neenga than vivakarama aga poreenga! Irunga naan konjam thanni kudichukkaren.

She drinks water and continues.

Vim: Ava photo kamichalam; ivaru nambinaram. Photo morphingnu onnu irukkarathu Palaiyankottai retired school teacherukke theriyurappo, periya engineer, ungalukku theriyatha? Nijamma naan mattum anga irunthirunthenna unga kazhuthai thirugi kaakkaikku pottutu jailukku poiruppen!

V: Iyo! Pathu! Ippo athai pannidatheenga! ungalai malai pola nambi irukken.

Vim: Naan onnum ungalai mathiri avasarathula mudivedukkaram muttal illai! Athellam nijam illainnu ungalukku ippo theriyumnu theriyuthu! So mela sollunga! Abikku vera kalyanam agiduchunnu Kanmaniya kattikka sammathicheengala?

V: Illainga! innum niraiya twist irukkunga! Appuram Kanmaniyoda appa avalukku mappillai patharu. Mothal paiyan vanthappo nalla pesikkitte irukkaache avanukku oru call vanthathu. Appuram antha paiyan ennaiyum kanmaniyayum asingama pesittu poittaan! Adutha mappillai vara annikku enga theruvellam Kanmanikku ennodavum en friendsodavum thodarbu irukkunnu poster adichu ottirunthanga! Athai pathu avungappa tharkolai pannikka ponaru. Appo Sudar vanthu nee Kanmaniya kattikko Simbannum sonna!

Vim: Athanala ponna valathavala kalyanam pannikkarennu sonneengala? Unga story twist ellam Kodaikkanal malaila eraraa mathiri irukku!

V: Appavum naan sollalai! Appo Dr. Taruna yaaro adichuttanga! Athu naanthannu ninaichu Abi enkitta sandai poda vantha; En Tarun appadinnu urimaiya pesina! Kovathula enkitta nee yaaraiyavathu kalyanam pannikkonnu Kanmaniya jaadaiya kattittu pona. Abi Taruna urimaiya pesina vithathula naan romba nonthu poi irunthen. Antha samayathula Kanmaniyoda appa ennai emotionala manipulate panninaru! Naanum kalyanam pannikkarennu sollitten!

Vim: Enakku ungalai enna solrathunne theriyalai vetri! Ungalukku ippo 35 vayaasukku mela irukkum. 6-7 vayasula ponnu irukka! Vazhkaila kashta nashtam ellam pathirukkeenga! 6 varusham jailla irunthirukeenga! Innum ippadi yosikkama unarchivasappattu mudivu edukkareengale Vetri? Intha mudivu innorutharai eppadi bathikkumnu kooda yosikka mattengareengale? Ore thappa ethanai tharam seiveenga? Sari! Appuram eppadi kalyanam ninnathu?

V: Enakku ennamo manasu uruthitte irunthathu! Ennala Abiya thavira vera yaarayum pondattiya ninaichu kooda pakka mudiyalai! Appo kalyanathukku oru naal munnadi mothalla phone call vantha mappillai vanthu ennai kindal pannaru! Naan kochikittapo avaru thanakku vantha phonela oru ponnu than enakkum kanmanikku thodarbu irukku; athu kalyanathukku appuramum thodarumu sonnannu sonnaru. athan appadi panninenu antha ponnu phone number kodutharu. Antha numberum, antha poi poster otta order kodutha numberum onnu thannu kandu pidichen. appuram athai oru hacker vechu trace panna oru aaltta sonnen! Avan kalyanathukku oru mani neram munnadi antha phone Kanmani perula than irunthathunnu sollittan. 

Vim: Appo! neenga kalyanatha nirutharappa Abikku vera kalyanam agalainnu theriyatha?

V: Illai! naan than kalyanatha eppadida nirutharathunnu kaathukittu irunthene! Athanala avatha intha emathu velaiya senjannu therinjathum nirutthiten. Ana, naan hackeroda irukkarache, Vijimma mandabathukku vanthu Tarun Abiyoda Annan mathiri; Sudarukku thai mama mathirinnu en friends kitta sonnanga! Ellarum ennai en kalyanatha nirutharannu kettathum en friends kanmaniyoda intha thiruttuthanathayum sonnanga! Ellathayum kettappuram ella thappum panninathu Kanmani thannu therinjathu. Athanala engamma force panniyum naan kalyanam pannikka mattennu sollitten.