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Dingly Dangly Tata~

Taehyung's pov

I had clearly woken up from my slumber but I kept my eyes closed, replaying the last night scenes in my head. Ahh so beautiful. I have fucked uncountable women before but just a kiss with my wife felt so different- A Good different, ofcourse. This feeling I was getting, hmm I don't know how to explain it but it's just magical and like those fantasy story tellers describe. Hear me out man, those stupid romance poets aren't stupid, love indeed feels like those 'first rain smell' type of feelings.

Okay but why is my heart beating that way? Outside my body??? Under my head????? Or maybe under the pillow- oh- OHH my fucking PHONE.

"What trouble do you get in now" I groaned massaging my head with the palm, I talked a little slow, cautious not to wake a sleeping angel besides me. I unintentionally rubbed my thumb pad on her fluffy cheek smiling to myself.

"I'M GOING TO ENGLAND!!! MY VISA GOT APPROVED!!!!!"  He yelled on the line.

"Omg that's great jungkookie! I'm so happy for you, you finally did it" I got up slowly, rustling the bed as less as possible.

"Hah- thanks tae, oh- I'll talk to you later- that woman got a fine ass-" and he hung up.

I shook my head in disbelief, this guy. How can someone be a perfect mixture of pervert and a sweetheart.

My lips moulded into a pout as soon as I was about to enter the bathroom to shower. Ah I don't want to shower today- not when I smell somewhat like dumbun. 

I looked at her sleeping figure, her chest rising and falling so softly and her pouty lips AHHHHHHHHHH HOW CAN SOMEONE SEDUCE ME EVEN IN THEIR SLEEP GOD DAMN IT.

Ah- you've a lot of work today Kim Taehyung. You got to hurry, no more excuses. We've already missed office for straight a week now. With that I entered the steaming shower cubicle.

Y/n's pov

I looked around the room still laying on the bed, Taehyung wasn't here. Did he went to office already?

I was about to get up when the bathroom door's knob was heard. Indicating Taehyung was in the bathroom and now- he's stepping out- fuck

I immediately closed my eyes pretending to sleep again. Don't ask me why I did that.

I peeked from between my barely open lashes and got a good view of his wet hair- oh lala~ 

my eyes went a little more down. His broad shoulders- fuck-

A little more down- his bare back with droplets all over it. I gulped a huge lump of saliva.

A little more down won't hurt right? A white towel was loosely draped around his perfect waist. His butt cheeks looked so defined OH GOD Y/N WTF ARE YOU DOING FUCKING PERVERT.

I mentally scolded myself closing my eyes shut again. But then- something hit me-

"I love this vanilla scented bodywash" he exclaimed close to my back. The vibration coming out from his mouth because of his deep morning voice against my bare back was too much for me to handle.

I tried to escape as his left hand wasn't trapping me at the moment. I immediately ducked and was about to run again inside the bathroom but I HAD to stop at my place, as I realised the situation.

"You really think you can run from me kitten? Don't you think your current outfit won't support you to do so?" He stated while smirking. He was holding onto one of the towels end. Even a tiny pull would be enough to leave me naked.

"Please don't do this Taehyung. I'm not that type of lady who can just fuck around with anyone." I yelled.

"First of all. Anyone? Bish I'm your husband. And did you really thought I wanted to fuck with you? Lol." He said chuckling.

" Anyone would think that you want to fuck with this behaviour of yours. And if you don't want to fuck then what else do you want!?" I spat at him trying to keep my towel in it's place.

" Just eat your fucking medicines and I'll leave." He said handing me the medicines

" Wtf! I. Am. Not. Eati-"

" You want me to pull this little towel of yours down?"

" Fuck you Kim Taehyung" I said gulping down the medicines.

" Hmm. Good." He said turning around to leave the room.

Uh- uhh- revenge time MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

What could possibly go wrong? Moreover, he never for once missed a chance to tease me. Why should I stay back huh-

He was fixing his bracelet facing the wall, yes the same one which I gifted him. He never really took it off after his birthday. I- on the other hand, never really wore mine one, because 'what if he stops wearing his bracelet after realising it was a couple set' but since I'm assured now he likes me back, I'll start wearing it too.

I tip toed near his figure, making sure to make absolute zero noise. This- is time. I was right behind him. I took a deep breath and "GOTCHA" I trapped him between my arms. My hands on either side of his waist and on the wall.

"Y/n?? What are you doi-" he was about to turn when I pushed my body onto his bare back, his face and chest got slammed onto the wall-

"Don't move- or else-" my finger tips were playing with the hem on his towel.

"If you wanted to fuck so bad, you could've told me last night, I was ready you know?" He turned his head as much as possible to look at me.

"Aren't you scared bitch??" My arms loosened a bit. Why isn't he scared? Like I got huh-

"Scared of what? Being trapped between the wall and a human sized boiled potato? And for the 85th time I'm not a bit-"

" Sexy boiled potato to be exact"

" Lemme peel that sexy boiled potato then"

" I- what? " He grabbed both my hands in his and turned our bodies. Now I was trapped. Oh great! FML!  He could've done this so effortlessly since the start, no wonder he wasn't scared.

" Lemme *peck* peel *peck* that *peck* sexy *peck* boiled *peck* potato " I swear to god I could literally feel my face burning with all the blood rushing in my cheeks.

" Yah my mouth stinks, don't kiss me" an unintentional pout was formed onto my lips earning a giggle from the almost naked man infront of me.

"Do I look like I care?" He pecked my pout again, this time for a good 5 seconds "and moreover, I'd love to connect my lips on some more stinky places of yours" his knees made their way between my legs, kneeing my inner thigh. HOLY CRAP.

Y/n get yourself together, you can't be the prey when you're the one who came to hunt. "Think twice before speaking Taehyung," I tugged on his towel and pulled it a little, enough to make it more lose but not fall. He jerked a bit and looked at me with shock.

"Don't even think about that" he moved away immediately, little did he know- a part of his towel was still in my fist.

"Holy- sh-"

"KIM FUCKING Y/N!!!!!!"

I didn't know what to do- My eyes were froze onto his shrunken squishy tiny winy dick- "fuck"  His towel was now in my hands- meanwhile his hands were palming his little dingly dangly tata. 

He immediately snatched the towel from my hand and ran into the bathroom again. His freshly baked bun like two ass cheeks bouncing and on full display. He slammed the door with a thud. That was it- when I lost it-  

I was tumbling on the floor holding my tummy, tears were continuously forming in my eyes due to all the maniac laughter erupting from my mouth. At this point, it even became hard for me to breathe properly. Oh god- what did I just witness.

Anneyong babies!
I hope y'all enjoyed the chapter hehe.

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