Golden Girls: A Nigerian Highschool Romance. ✓

Dump me: Precious and Tayo

The students are gathered in class chatting. It's a free period and everyone is talking at the same time so yeah, it's noisy.

"Why are you so slutty" Mary says

"Slutty?" Precious asks

"Yes. You behave like a slut" Mary says

"What the heck?!" Precious shrieks offended

"Slutty? Who's the slut" Prosper disengages from her conversation with Betty.

"Who is talking to you. Face your front" Mary tells Prosper.

"Wait I, wasn't I talking to you, Prosper?" Betty taps her shoulder.

"So she was talking to you and you ignored her because of gist." Precious crosses her arms bewildered

"I didn't ignore her I just wanted to know -"

"Know what? Must you know?" Precious asks

"That's story for the gods. I want to know who the slut is"

"There's a slut? Where?" Success asks as she sits with Amanda

"Here" Mary points at Precious

"Woah! You are the slut?" Amanda drops her bag

"Wait I didn't say I was or am a slut" Precious motions with her hands to buttress her point.

"Then what are you saying? What is Mae saying?" Betty forgets about her discussion "I need answers to these questions"

"Look, she asked why I'm slutty" Precious starts

"Yeah? So you do behave slutty" Success urges her to continue

"Wait, hol' up what the hell!? You mean I behave slutty?" Precious is confused

"I didn't confirm anything. It was a question. Put a question mark behind it. Continue" Success explains

"Okay question mark" Precious nods to herself " so I was about to ask why she said so when this antenna started sticking her nose in what doesn't concern her" Precious glares at Prosper.

"So why did you make such a statement, Mae?" Amanda asks

"I said it because it's true. Since when Malik moved and broke up with you, you've been really touchy with males and your clothes are quite revealing. Well, more revealing than your already revealing outfits but I think you need to slow down." Mary's voice is laced with worry.

"Girl I get you are all mama bear and stuff but -" Precious is interrupted

"Who are you calling mama bear? Eh?" Mary sits up

"Okay chill I was just joking alright" Precious laughs" but I'm okay. I've gotta move on from Malik. And let me make things clear , I'm not slutty. I'm sexy." Precious stands and flips her braids and gets up from her seat.

"Class I have an announcement! " Precious yells at the class.

"Wo! Precious shut up! You have nothing better to say." Tayo, one of the most attractive and loudest guys in the class shouts at her.

"Tayo you shut up!" Precious yells back.

"Forget this one. Girls listen o! today, I am in this mood, in this wierd mood. I want a girl to take me out.." Tayo begins

"Mmhmm" some people exclaim

"Buy me dinner"

"Mmhmm"

"Pay"

"Then take me to a hotel"

The guys start hooting, shouting and making loud comments.

"Do me"

"Ehen?" Some people say in amazement

"Use me"

"Eh? This mood is more than wierd o!" Betty shouts. He laughs then continues

"When I mean use me, I mean destroy me " he dramatises for special effect.

"Ah! O boy calm down o." David shouts as the class starts making more noise

"Then!" Tayo yells louder because it's getting harder to be heard over the noise. "I want her to dump me!"

The class erupts in laughter

"Why are you guys laughing I'm serious" Tayo looks around" anyone interested?"

The class becomes silent. "Noone?"

"I'll do it"

All attention goes to the owner of the voice.

"And she said she's not slutty"Mary rolls her eyes

"Precious, na you?"(it's you) Maxwell asks

"Yes na me" (it's me)she confirms

"You want to do me?"vTayo laughs in her face as he approaches her.

"Yeah" she locks her arms around his neck and gazes into his eyes.

He grabs her by the waist with force."we'll see about that "he raises a teasing brow.

"Damn!" Success shouts.

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Damn. A guy said this on our school group chat and I finally got inspiration.

Should I make a part 2?

Bless you 💜