Being Human and Info Dumping

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"Hurry up already! I've been waiting for far too long in here!" Amanda shouts at Vosh while in the bath, she's wearing a swimsuit and has a glowing brush in her hand. "I need to get the radiation out of your hair. Even though the weakest citizen has skin denser than lead and tree bark is as strong as steel on average, tree leaves don't take too well to Radiation and the longer you stay out there is the more you'll be killing the plant life!"

It was actually a rather big bath. There was a hot springs like area towards the back of the room but Amanda was standing near the door impatiently.

Suddenly the door opens and Vosh says, "Sorry about that, I didnt quite understand how to wrap this around myself." Vosh pauses for a moment, staring at Amanda. He narrows his eyes at her quizzically.

Amanda asks, "Is something wrong?"

Vosh looks her up and down then says, "Strangely even though it's still you and you've always seemed moderately attractive to me, currently.... You seem more attractive than usual but it's a different kind of attraction? It's enticing in nature. I dont quite understand."

Amanda suddenly blushes, "Uh.... Your.... Umm... Thing is...." She points between his legs.

Vosh looks down and raises an eyebrow, "Is this normal?" He asks while feeling very confused.

Amanda notices he's confused, which confuses her. "You've never had an erection before?"

"This is called an "Erection"?" Vosh asks himself.

Amanda asks in astonishment, "You've never seen a woman naked before?! How old are you?!!"

Vosh says, "I've technically only existed in this reality for a few days now."

Amanda's jaws open wide, "You know, you're either a really good liar or you genuinely are a couple days old. In fact, the latter would explain a lot but I just can't bring myself to believe it. Let me see your status screen."

"Status" Vosh says

---------Status-----------
Name: Vosh [Void]
Race: ???
Age: ???
Job: none (18 New Jobs Available)
Titles: [God's Chosen] [Foreigner] [Mana Lord]
Level: 592/????
Weight: 200kg

»Stats«

•Health Points: 1,842,799
•Strength^: 147,666kg
•Resistance^: 724Adm
•Mana affinity: 100% (↑Channeling)
•Mana Capacity: 1.73 trillion (↑Focus)
•Auxillary Stats^

»Active Skills«

•Omnispeaker:max (New!)
•Detect:max--->Awareness:max--->Notice:lvl03(New Sub-Advance)
•Strength Burst:max---> Strength Blast:lvl09 (New Sub-Average!)
•Enduring body:lvl78
•Transcend Strength:lvl24
•Robust Skin:max--->Durable Skin:lvl35 (New Super Innate!)
•Dense Magic Barrier:max--->Durable Magic Barrier:lvl45(New Super Innate!)
•Multivision:lvl471
•Perfect Reverse Mana Channel lvl:max (New Alpha!)

»Passive Skills«

•God's blessing:lvl01 (New!)
•|????????????| Link:lvl?? (????)
•Pain Resistance:lvl09(New Average!)
•Mana Perspiration (New Alpha!)

°°°°Status°°°°
<?????????????
<[Slightly Horny]
<[Perfect Mana Channel]
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Amanda says in a monotone voice, "What is this? I mean, I was half joking you know? You shouldn't go around giving people your personal information like that." She puts a hand on her chin while in thought, "Your age is unknown and your last name is in brackets for some reason but you say you were born a few days ago?"

Vosh corrects her, "No. I said I started existing in this reality a few days ago."

Amanda pauses for a second then says, "Your title of [God's Chosen] really checks out it seems.... Can I ask you some questions regarding your status sheet?"

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