Tired, Injured and Frustrated in Various ways

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3 months later in the 3rd dimension of matter

"Don't move. Any sudden moves and I'll cum inside her!" Vosh threatens the centaur chief.

"Just do it! Please impregnate me with your monkey semen!" The centaur chief's wife begged Vosh. Which Vosh felt was a bit racist.

Centaur Chief, 23 meters away from Vosh behind some bushes, with hands just a slight distance from grabbing the bow around his chest. His back hooves dug in the ground in frustration as he gritted his teeth, barely holding back his anger.

But he had to, the Centaurs were one of the most prideful races that weren't on a floating isle, infamous for their [Tele-SoulKinesis] ability, they could do [Soul Damage] and survive without the help of any other races.

Yes they were quite prideful, but of course, like most other forms of pride it centered around what others thought of them.

If the other villagers heard his wife was pregnant for not only another man, but an ape outsider that was bipedal no less, he'd likely be stripped of the position he worked all 400yrs of his life for.

He did not dare move another muscle.

Vosh however was still thrusting while feet half submerged in the shallow stream he was in, contemplating, "Ah. The words are back. But in any case, I need to leave even if I can't get any information about how to obtain [Tele-SoulKinesis] anymore."

This was actually the first time he was having sex.

Suddenly he flashes back to the words of a perverted priest the day she and Vosh met, "Do you really intend to have sex with anything but a horse, elephant or whale? I think it'd be a tight squeeze even for those oversized pussied animals!"

Vosh felt bitter to admit it but she was right. It really is a tight fit, even the Centaur woman's kept moaning about his size and ironically was the reason they were caught in the act. "Next time I'm definitely making my avatar female. Less guestimation, more mobility since I wouldn't have to worry so often about accidentally kicking my own pool ball sized balls. What part of evolution decided it was a good idea to even put them there?" He sighs at the thought.

But even with the centaur chief catching him literally with his pants down with his wife, he still found himself getting lost in thoughts about his future endeavors, "I mean, I could get an arrow through the head any moment now, but what does it matter? I can't die." Vosh sighed to himself, "I only wanted to take advantage of this affection starved housewife so I could get access to unrestricted information on [Tele-Soulkinesis], but things have gotten annoying."

Vosh looks the man in the eye before activating one of his skills

<You used [Solid Aura: Bumpy Condom]!

Immediately the Centaur woman loses all feelings in her four legs and drops to the floor of the shallow stream, spewing her juices in the water. A loud slap was heard from her body as her humongous and sweaty breasts hit the wet river stone.

"Hey Chief. Just to note, this only happened because you neglected your wife's needing heart. You shouldn't do that." Vosh says to the Centaur Chief while still thrusting inside her.

The man that's having sex with his wife suddenly gave him relationship advice.

"ha.... Hahahaha. I'm going to use your soul as a shit shovel when I get my hands on you!!" He shouts angrily.

Vosh replies with a loud groan.

The man felt a chill run down his spine.

"Your mouth moving counts you know?" Vosh says with a sinister smile then closes his eyes in seeming absolute ecstacy.

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