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Dai: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Bukit: You would eat yourself?
Dai: I wouldn't even question it.
Rye: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Toxi: Not if they consent to it.
Melon: Depends who you're stabbing.
Scarlet: YES?!?
(think Scarlet is high on crack :skull:)
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Jake: Um, Rosie, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Rosie: We need money!
Jake: You're scamming him?
Rosie: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Jake: What?! No way!
Rosie: Why not? We already stole Alex!
Alex: Hey guys
Jake: No, we didn't. Alex can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Alex: I wanna steal
Darkky: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Invy: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Syria: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Sharky: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Red: My moral code, is that you?
Darkky:
Darkky: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my friend (mother) left me but do you guys need a hug?
Dandelion: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Fynnik: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Dandelion: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. [_______]. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Spark: edible (I mean, she's not wrong-)
Lofi: I think we're missing something.
Isaac: Teamwork?
Mike: Cohesion?
Liz: A general sense of what we're doing?
Stephen: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Yuri (half unmentioned guard): I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Rywren (unmentioned guard): I got distracted about halfway through.
Avian (half unmentioned guard): Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Luck: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Ferral: Thank you
Luck: I didn't say that was a good thing
Ferral: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Bukit: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Spike will and will not eat.
Loli: Grass? Yes!
Bukit: Moss? Yes!!
Loli: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Bukit: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Loli: Worms? Sometimes!
Bukit: Rocks? Usually nah.
Loli: Twigs? Usually!
Bukit: Water's cooking? Inconclusive!
Flower: How did you... test this?
Bukit: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Flower: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Water: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? (*doesn't even have shoes*)
Bukit: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Loli: Several traffic violations.
Spike (sign language, some how): *Three counts of resisting arrest.*
Flower: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Water: Also, that's not our car. ("We also cant even drive a car!!!1!1!11! :D")
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Kaiju Paradise: Paradise Ends (kaiju paradise au)
FanfictionTW: Violence, swearing, Canon x Canon, confusing crap, angst, mentions of heavy topics (that doesn't appear until later on) Yo, I finally put down a trigger warning for this story. ever since the "incident" happened at Laminax Laboratories, (aka Lam...
