*throws incorrect yet some what canonical quotes at you*
Lofi: What are you writing?
Yuri: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Liz, looking over Yuri's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
Spark: This totally sucks, man.
Jake: This is horrible.
Spark: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today's news.
Jake: No, it's not that, it's Toki.
Jake: It's just like, I can't get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it's their fault, that bitch!
(You'll get what this means in chapter 26)
Spark: Red, that's disgusting. You're only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Dandelion: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Red: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Dandelion* How about a muffin on the house baby?
Dandelion, giggling: I'm pretty.
(Red x Dandelion real?)
Stephen: What do we think of Isaac?
*pause*
Alice: *sighs* Nice pal.
Lofi: I think he's gay.
(She's not that wrong.)
Sour: Darkky, I have a couple of words to say to you.
Ruby: Please let those two words be "I'm sorry."
Stell: I'm ready with the bleep button if not.
Goldy: If Bukit and I were drowning, who would you save?
Conesty: You two can't swim?
Goldy: It's a hypothetical question, Conesty! Who would you save?
Conesty: My time and effort.
Rywren: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Avian: Get two more chairs.
Invy: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Lucerai: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Choco: I would never be near children.
Pyro: Get rid of two kids.
Jake: Hey, Spark, how are you doing?
Spark: I have hit my head three times, I've lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at work.
Jake: Oh, ok! That's pretty good!
Spark: Yup!
Jake: I lost my phone and my cat died.
Spark: Hey, not bad compared to last week.
Jake: I know right!
Toki: Are they okay?
Lofi: I don't think they are.
(They just silly)
Invy: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Parshi: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Invy: I said within reason, Parshi. How about I murder that guy?
Parshi: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Invy: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Spark: What's your favorite color?
Alice: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Spark: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Alice: My favorite color is pink.
Dr. Feather: Guys, Riley is missing.
Mike: Good.
Lucerai: Any questions?
Dmitry: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Lucerai: Uh, a plan, duh...
Fizz: Dmitry, chill, I know it's weird, but Lucerai has a point.
Dmitry:
Dmitry: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
That's all lol, chapter 26 coming soon
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Kaiju Paradise: Paradise Ends (kaiju paradise au)
FanfictionTW: Violence, swearing, Canon x Canon, confusing crap, angst, mentions of heavy topics (that doesn't appear until later on) Yo, I finally put down a trigger warning for this story. ever since the "incident" happened at Laminax Laboratories, (aka Lam...
