QUEEN OF DISASTER ㅤㅤㅤㅤ︴𝗞. 𝗦𝗔𝗜𝗞𝗜

𝟥𝟢 － 𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗌

SENOR SEXY PANTS

kuku
U won't believe this

hottie420
you'd be surprised by how gullible I actually am when it comes to some shit

kuku
It's just a saying 🙄
But anyways
My mom wants u to come over for dinner next Friday 😐😐😐😐🤔🫢

hottie420
WHHT
WHAT DID U JUST SAY

kuku
U can say no if u want but she realllyyy wants to meet u

hottie420
I DIDNT EVEM KNOW SHE KWNE I EXITSED U DONA SEEM LIKE THE YPRW TO TELL YUSH MOM THIS AMKNDA STUFF

kuku
I didnt she dug thru my stuff and found those notes u keep giving me

hottie420
The one with the pick up lines 🤭?

kuku
Yes 😐
I had to explain that I had a girlfriend bc she thought that nendo was the one giving them to me

hottie420
🙋‍♀️❓
Now why the hell would she think that

kuku
Don't ask dumb questions

hottie420
I personally dont think that's a dumb question but whatever king

kuku
every question u ask is dumb bc ur dumb ❤️

hottie420
U are a mean bf
Very very rude

kuku
Im just giving u a Reality Check 😜

hottie420
I thought dating someone would be like in the books but ig authors just wake up and LIE to their audience 😢

kuku
Sorry babe 😘 still love u tho

hottie420
Blasphemy

kuku
I jest Kind Maiden 🤭

hottie420
Oh thou valiant knight pls never jest in my presence ever again 🤗 ur jesting is unkind and very unholy in the name of god

kuku
Wtv
😢😢😢😢