he want me | soogyu

talk to him

kai
soobin

soobin
what

kai
talk to beomgyu
jes sitting behind u

soobin
what the fuck
since when did u have a friend named beomgyu
and why did u give him my number
and why is he so obsessed with me
if he likes me sm he can ttm himself

kai
he's nervous

soobin
he told me to fuck him over text

kai
you once told yeonjun to fuck u over text

soobin
yeah
and what did i do irl

kai
get fucked by yeonjun

soobin
yeah
exactly

kai
just talk to him
pleade
i'm tired
of dealing with him

soobin
not my problem

kai
he's literally right behind you

soobin
idgaf
i don't want to get molested

kai
HE WONR MOLEST U
DAMN IT
HE WANTS U TO MOLEST HIM

soobin
what the flip
oh my god
that's disgusting

kai
if it was yj u wouldn't say that

soobin
yeah
he's hot
even tho we're friends

kai
yeah right
if u don't talk to beomgyu he might act on impulse and sit on ur lap

soobin
?
are y serious

kai
i'm serious

soobin
what if i get a boner

kai
uhh
don't talk to me about that
that's gross

soobin
he has a nice butt

kai
bro
okay
bye
talk to him plz

soobin
bye