Lifesteal SMP oneshots

Silly

authors note:

lifestealtober day number i forgot prompt silly i hate myself whats up chatfic nation u know the drill new names for season five tho peace and love

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^-^: spolek

^-^: come hoem

^-^: right neow

MAPE 💸💸: oh my god just message him stop textijng the whole chat

MAPE 💸💸: we do not care

^-^: :(

MAPE 💸💸: shut the fuck up

^-^: @normal wgere r u

normal: bro

normal: im coming

normal: give me a seocnd

lalalala: your WHAT???

lalalala: sorry

lalalala: ignore that

Baconnwaffles0: can we ban roshambo please

^-^: why r u syill baconnwaoffles0

EMPIRE 🏰❗️: yeah

EMPIRE 🏰❗️: basic bitch

Baconnwaffles0: please dont change my name again

Baconnwaffles0: all of you are so unfunny

^-^: u dintm like the 1 i gave u??

Baconnwaffles0: i hated yours the most

^-^: :(

normal: planet im literally home

normal: where r u

^-^: omg 1 seocnd

normal: ur not even here

^-^: yea sory

^-^: im at pmcbase

🛏️: ?

^-^: hi minute!

🛏️: why are you there

^-^: jsut saykng hi

🛏️: hi

^-^: hiiiiiiii

EMPIRE 🏰❗️: haiiiii :3

PIRATE 🏴‍☠️❗️: hii

EMPIRE 🏰❗️: OMG PANGI

PIRATE 🏴‍☠️❗️: OMG ZAM

lalalala: OMG RO

PIRATE 🏴‍☠️❗️: shut up

PIRATE 🏴‍☠️❗️: your banned

lalalala: bro :(

Baconnwaffles0: wheres parrot

Baconnwaffles0: can we kick this guy out

lalalala: wtf

MAPE 💸💸: i think parrot left the chat

MAPE 💸💸: he hates us probablt

MAPE 💸💸: specifically planetlord

MAPE 💸💸: this is all ur fault planet

^-^: nuh uh

^-^: me and paorrt r like besties

Baconnwaffles0: yo parrot just said he hates u

Baconnwaffles0: called you a word i cant repeat...

^-^: he wiuld nevbwr

Baconnwaffles0: yeah he wouldnt

Baconnwaffles0: i just lied

scrimblo: If parrot left, who's the owner of the chat now?

EMPIRE 🏰❗️: @normal

EMPIRE 🏰❗️: bitch

scrimblo: oh no

normal: hey zam!!

normal: hi 4c!

Baconnwaffles0: can u ban roshambo

Baconnwaffles: also minutetech

Baconnwaffles0: also planetlord

🛏️: bro

^-^: wtf

^-^: we usued to be besyies

Baconnwaffles0: oh my god move on

Baconnwaffles0: im going to run you over with my car

^-^: is it becsusr@im gay

Baconnwaffles0: yea

Baconnwaffles0: that was a lie i was lying

lalalala: ????

lalalala: he said yea

lalalala: can we ban this guy

normal: yo

normal: not cool bacon

Baconnwaffles0: this is not true

Baconnwaffles0: i am an ally

^-^: sure........

egg scrambler: @scrimblo 4c can u come back to base pls

scrimblo: yeah, one second

egg scrambler: ty

MAPE 💸💸: why do none of u guys know how to just message each other

egg scrambler: i actually just did that one to annoy you lmao

scrimblo: XD

MAPE 💸💸: im gonna kill all of you