Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 1: BECUASE I DECIDED TO YEET THE TITLE NAMES

Greetings.
I am sorry to say that your vessel...has been scrapped.

NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CHOOSE WHO THEY ARE IN THIS WORLD
Your name is...
"KRIS!"

Kris' POV

"Ugh...my head hurts!"
"Get up, we're going to school."
Well, I suppose since I'm already late...
*flush flush flush*
"Kris what are you doing"
*flush flush flush*
"KRIS"
*flush flush flush*
"SHUT THE FUCK UP KRIS-"
Take two *boop*
"KRIS DID YOU PUT A BATH BOMB IN THE TOILET AGAIN?"

"Coming!"

*At school*
"Oh, Kris, you're late! Now, um, go find a partner to pair up with!"
"..."
"Oh, Kris, I forgot, you're more of the silent type, aren't you! (just like in mew mew kissie cutie 2, where they don't talk but only at the en-)"
Jesus, what is her problem with anime?
Suddenly the door slammed open.
"...am I late?"
"Uh...n-n-no! Not at all! (just don't rip off my head, let Undyne do that!)
And I regret having really good hearing.

"We're, uh, picking partners! You'll be with Kris."
"If I HAVE to."
"And let's star-we're out of chalk."
EXCUSE ME, IF YOU KEEP RUNNING OUTTA CHALK

SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE, OH, I DON'T KNOW, MORE CHALK?!!

Noelle: "Maybe Susie and I can get more cha-"
"Yes! Susie, go get more chalk."
"WHY DO I HAVE TO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?!"
"And, uh, Kris, can you make sure she...actually gets the chalk?"
But I don't want t-
"Your choices don't matter."
*Your legs don't do what your brain tells. You move out of the classroom.

"sigh...it's not a thick piece. Hey, it's still chalk."
"Uh..."
!
"Woah, uh, Kris, didn't see you there."
"..."
"You didn't see anything, did you?"
"..."
"Lemme tell you a secret."
Susie slammed me on the lockers. OH NO SUSIES THE IMPOSTE-
TAKE THREE
"Quiet people piss me off. We all know what their thinking. 'It's over! I caught Susie eating the chalk!' WELL GUESS WHAT. Why get suspended for eating chalk..."
"WHEN I CAN GET SUSPENDED FOR TEARING YOUR FACE OFF!"
*can't we just let it play out? It is just a normal playthrough.

*We can't let them.
"Kris...WAIT...IS THAT A KNIFE?!"
"Don't. Touch. Me."
"H-h-how about this? We can go find some more chalk. It's probably in a storage room or something. Then no one gets hurt, I don't get impaled, and you don't get your head ripped off! Sounds good?"
"Does it matter?"
"Glad you learned your actions don't matter in this world."
What...was that? I didn't want to pull out my knife.
"So, this is the closet-"
The closet seemed plunged in darkness, with only a few papers.
"Uhh...is it really dark in there or is it me?"
"Yeah...no."
"OK! IF YOUR SUCH A SCAREDY CAT..."
"what? go."
"...We'll go at the same time!"
INSIDE THE CLOSET, NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL

"Just need to find a light switch..."
"Uh...susie..."
"WHAT IS IT?!"
"Storage rooms don't have...light switches..."
"...Let's just go back."
The door closes. I...

I don't like this.

It's...so...dark...

"HEY! LET US OUTTA HERE! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"

It's...so...dark...

"Kris...Kris...KRIS! THE FLOOR!"

The floor crumbles and we start to fall.

I...have a bad feeling about this...

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513 words, I'm tryna write longer chapters

me coughing looking at the people who wrote 3000 words in one chapter

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyways remember this kids

Don't do sleep

Eat your school

Get 8 hrs of vegetables

Stay in drugs

THESE
ARE THE FOUR HORSEMEN

I'll try to finish by 2024, but idk if i can do that because [that motherfucker] is [so fucked up, Charles] to the point that [GameShowHosts] are less [NeedingTherapy!] then [DatDude]

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