Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 19

KRIS POV

...this is new. The darkness is replaced with bits and pieces of green light scattered.
Writer: Would you say...you're a file explorer?
sigh...
Eh? Eh?
"...this is new." Susie explores her surroundings.
"GOD DAMNIT KRIS NOW WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?"
"Umm, I don't know. Wait, I dropped the RoulxsKaard."
"Good riddance."
"I wouldn't go that far, but yeah."

"The wires, the wires..."
I'm taken by surprise when the wires drop down an electric bolt that pierced my body.
"Cool. Still looks like everything tries to kill us."

"Somebody help me...somebody...please..."
"Noelle?"
Noelle looks up to the two of us.
"Susie? Cool that you're here, just...wait, get out of here before it's too late!"
A mysterious cage entraps Noelle which is whisked off into the air.
"NOELLE!"
I don't know how to do the queen laugh so um
HOOOOOOHOHOHOHOO was that good
reader: THAT WAS TERRIBLE

"Hell of a study session" comes in the text to speech google translate british voice (no offense)
"Who the fuck are you?"
" I am know as serial number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N (Go check, that's actually the serial number. I dare you.) but you foolish children can call me queen."
"Heh, like we're gonna call YOU queen, Q5U...3...7...uh..."
"Queen"
"Well LOOK, QUEEN, WE'RE NOT CHILDREN!"
"Teens are merely big children, and adults are even bigger children"
"Doesn't that make you a child too then?"
"Susie! CAN'T YOU READ? SHE'S A ROBOT! Q5U4EX7YY2E9N IS HER SERIAL NUMBER! What did you think it was, her BIRTHDAY?"
"...how'd you remember that?"
"WITH THE POWER OF COPY PASTING I AM THE ALL POWERFUL"

TAKE TWO

"Yes that idiot child is right I am a computer (smart)"
"...computer?"
"Well thank you for the stimuli but i must leave now goodbye"
"Wait! Why'd you capture Noelle?"
"I would have captured you too but I ran out of cages"
"Why the CAPTURING?"
"So that she may become my willing peon in my quest for world domination Also maybe I will make her face into a robot one?"
"What? Why?"
"Seems cool"
"Well, FORGET it, dude. Nobody's turning anyone's face into a robot!"
"Could that be a statement of animus distention"
"Huh?"
"You want a fight, loser?"
"Yes! YES ALREADY!"
"Ok, bye"
"WAIT! A GOD DAMN! SECOND"
"I have no time for such frivolities and would kick your ass but perhaps someone else could entertain you."

Two wires out of nowhere get latched on to the plugboys (yes that is what they're called).
"Welp. Uh, Kris, this is bad."
"I got this."
my money don't JiggleJiggle it folds I like to see you WiggleWiggle for sure
"did...did you just recite a ton of lines from Napstabeats?"
"I mean, yeah, but look, it worked."
"Cool. We can suck ass in all dark worlds. Now let's go!"
More Werewires block our way.
"Or not!"
Suddenly, the Werewires fell asleep.
It was...

JOHN CENA
BA BA BABA BAAAAAA

Jk it was ralsei

"Huh? They calmed down?"
"I just used my PACIFY spell to put them into Sleep Mode!"
"Ralsei! You're here!"
"I felt a dark presence and hurried over. It seems that a new Dark Fountain has appeared...are you guys hurt?"
"Ralsei! They got Noelle! Damn, what was she THINKING messing in our Dark World? If we don't do something, she might be..."
"Susie, who's Noelle? It seems like you care about them a lot."
"H-hey! Who said anything about that? She's just a classmate?"
Hehe.
"Just friends, huh?"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, KRIS!"
"Worry not, Susie! All we need to do is seal the fountain."
"...yeah. Yeah! Can't be mad about another adventure, right? C'mon, Kris! Let's go!"

*starts randomly posing*
Writer first playing the game: *bursts through the wall* Kris...wait, wait wait wait wait wait. *breathing heavily* IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

Kris: "AYEEAYAYAY"
"OH GOD NO"

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Can't believe that this already has more views than power of dt

Then again it does make sense that was kind of a flop