Kris forgot what gender is, I'm making my own assumptions for Chapter 3, so if it comes out I'm probably gonna be fucked. Art by pasteloween
THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS COMPELLS YOU
I was told not to put spoilers so HERE YA GO
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KRIS POV
"NGAHHHHHH!" Wait a second Undyne can you stand between frisk and chara "Ngah?" F-U-C- TAKE TWO
"Undyne, it's Frisk and-oh wait she isn't a reality shifter." Frisk seems annoyed. "Look, kid. How good are you at dodging bullets?" "Uhh-I'd say pretty good..." I reply. "WELL RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-" 3 spears come and start chasing me. Some bullet hell later
God...where...did everyone go? I am not fast enough. Undyne creeps up in the tall grass. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck They grab something. A...kid? "Yo! Undyne! I love you!" "Aw, screw it. We'll find him-" "THEM, excuse me." People will never understand I'm a [Hyperlink Blocked.] "Wait, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!!!" Oh fu- "No um it's totally the sounds of waterfall" "Oh ok. Well, we'll find him later."
Ralsei rushes up to me. "Kris! Are you okay? Are you hurt?" "Yeah, I'm oka-ow..." "You...you don't seem okay. Do you..." "Yes. Yes, please look." A gaping gash in my arm leaked out blood. "Oh my god, Kris! How did you not feel anything more than an 'ow'"? "Guess I...wasn't paying attention 'bout that." Ralsei heals my arm which patches up on it's own. "There. You should be okay now." Ralsei kisses me on the cheek. "Where's everyone else?" "They're looking at this telescope thingy with that grocery store guy." "Oh, okay." "But, uh, who's this?" "This is, uh..." "I'm Monster Kid! I'm a monster. And a kid!" "No shit, sherlock." "KRIS!" "Sorr-ee..."
"Did you see that, Chris?" "Um actually-" "UNDYNE TOUCHED ME! I'm never washing my face again!" "Wow, uh, you're a really big fan, aren't you?" "Yeah! Man, you're so unlucky...if you were just a LITTLE bit to the left. Don't worry! I'm sure we'll see her again!" Monster Kid scurries before flopping on his face. "Ralsei, is it just me or did I JUST realized he had no arms?" "Let's just try and get to everybody else."
"i'm thinking about getting into the telescope business." "BUSINESS? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, GROCERY MAN?" "It's normally 50000 G to use this telescope. "Come on, Sans! Can we just have...a...free trial?" Noelle asks. "...fine...since i know you, you can use it for free. Howzabout it?" "NO GUYS DON'T USE IT IT'S A-" "Ow, god, my eye! Wait...what's this powdery stuff?" "Chalk powder. Wh-" "LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH LEH-" "Hey, uh, kid, why is Suzy eating the chalk?" "Uhh...Kris?" Chara seems very confused. "She...like to eat weird things. Chalk, moss, black crumbs at the bottom of the microwave, pine cones, scrap metal, splinte-" "Wait wait wait wait wait scrap metal?" Chara is pretty sure you guys need to see a doctor. BUT NEVA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *inhale* AHAHAHHAHAHA
In waterfall... "Hey, look! Echo flowers! If you're really quiet, they repeat what they heard!" Frisk whispers. "So, do you have any wishes you want to make?" It echoes. "Wait, what?" "Wait...what?" "Why'd you do that, Kris? Now it'll repeat 'wait, what' UNTIL SOMEONE MAKES IT STOP!" "No, it's just...I heard Asriel-" "ALRIGHT I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY-" Chara is sweating. "Hey, look. If they don't want to talk about it, it's okay, alright?" Frisk comforts Chara, who's eye's whites turning black. "Chara...are you okay?" "Y-yeah, Kris." Writer: Huh. KFC HELL YEAH Meanwhile Noelle existing with absolutely no lines at all don't worry I'll bring back snowgr-I UH I MEAN UH YOU SAW NOTHING BEANS LEMME JUST DELETE THE HISTORY (P.S they did not they were too busy doing FUCKING SCHOOLWORK)
A bunch of tentacles rise from the ground. "Oh god why do I suddenly feel like I'm in some weird hentai-" "Kris...what is a hen-tie?" "Look, Ralsei, it's a s-" Chara starts "SHUT UP DON'T SPOIL THE INNOCENCE OF MY BOYFRIEND" "Noticed you were...here..." "NOPE NOT DOING THIS C'MON RALSEI GET OVER HERE DON'T GET R8PD AND SUSIE DON'T R8P NOELLE OKAY NOW FRISK AND CHARA PLEASE STOP HAVING S3CKS WE CAN SEE YOU NOW LET'S GO-" *yeets everyone to the other side*
*The northern room hides a great treasure. "Why not check it out? I haven't been there since...actually I've never been there." says Frisk. A piano stands in the corner. "You play piano?" "When Kris used to play at my house, they played whenever they could..." Noelle remembers. "Well, is this piano-WHY DOES IT ONLY HAVE 5 KEYS?" *bork "Oh. That's why. I'm gonna name you Toby." "While you were talking to a dog, Kris, I fixed the piano!" "...Ralsei how did you do that" "By asking nicely, of course!" "Ok I won't ask" *starts randomly playing castle town, memory, undertale, legend, lost girl, and megalo strikes back so chara doesn't fall asleep* "Aight, we listened to you play an instrument for, like, three days. Now what the hell was this for?" A door opens to reveal a red orb. "Should we, uh, take it?" *you're carrying too many dogs. "I'm not carrying a-" *bork
"Uhh...off you go, Toby-WHAT ARE YOU DOING" *Toby absorbs the orb! Toby wishes...for GIASFELBREBER TO BE BRANG BACK TO LIFE (Hehe dragon ball z reference) "Are...are ya sure?" "Bork" "Okay-" The orb disappears, with a GIASFELBREBER dying anyway. "*Angry borks*" "Well, uh, that was weird. So back to Waterfall?"
