Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 21

KRIS'S POV

Sorry I skipped over a ton of stuff again for like the 2763rd time but anyway last time
Susie tried to make Ralsei say fuck
Ralsei taught Susie how to use fricking 2 hp heal waves
Meanwhile Kris was just existing with Noelle and Snowgraving-
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
Fighting Berdly who apparantly has NIPPLES
Queen somehow creates an explosion for some reason and gives Kris some kind of gift that probably has drugs in it
end scene

"Susie! You're not supposed to ATTACK people with it!"
"Now, Ralsei, say fuck."
"I TOLD YOU, SUSIE, I'M NOT SAYING-oh hey look Kris"
"Kris! Check out my new attack!"

A small wave is generated in her palms. It healed two health.
"Yeah, I feel so healed right now"
"Heh, how's that? Meet the new healing master, Kris!"
"Oh, yes. She is a real 'master' at it Kris."
"God, teaching you sarcasm was a mistake."

Wait, what?
"Ralsei, you learned Sarcasm?"
"Yeah, Susie taught me!"
"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU"
"Hahahaha! Oh, Kris? What's that you have there? Is that a...gift for someone?"

Well, not exactly, but...
I give it to Ralsei. His face immediately starts blushing.
"H...huh? You're giving it to...me? Kris...I...I've never gotten a gift like this before. U...um...I'm sorry, I...(I'm so happy, I don't really know what to say...)"
"(You don't need to say anything. You've been a really good...fr...)
Why...why can't I bring myself to say that we're friends?

"I...I'll win something for you too, ok?"
"Ralsei, you don't need to-"
"One baseball, please!"
"WAIT RALSEI STOP NO THAT'S"
"YEET"
"N...Noelle?"
"Well, Ralsei, your aim's much better."
"Thank you!"

"...the hell were you doing in there? That's cheating."
"I..I...um...I..."
"...hm. Glad you're okay though. Since that stupid Queen took you, I was kinda worried...."
Aw, it's so cute. Also, I think Noelle actually is having a heart attack, her bpm is like 6 trillion but eh I'll have a dark candy and think about that later.
"Wait. Hol up. Wait a minute. Aren't you on their side?!"
"H-huh? W-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Umm, I...I...Kris, help me..."
"We got a truce. And besides, why would she want to work with queen? She would be working against you, Susie. And we KNOW SHE DOESN'T WANT THAT"
"Shut up Kris"
"Oh, really? Well, if Kris said so, I guess. Didn't really wanna kill you anyway." Kris on the side dialogue (I'ma make sure you two little homosexuals kiss)
"So? Get in line already."
"O...okay! Kris...also s-said I should be behind Susie."
"Wait I didn't sa-I mean- yeah I totally said that"
"Well if Kris said so, let's go already."

Berdly comes in. I'm guessing to mock us about our fricking grades. Does that really MATTER WHEN YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A DARK PARALEL UNIVERSE?!

"Hmph. Guess I'll join too...but only for this room!"
"NO ONE WAS ASKING GET THE FUCK OUT"
"I will also                                    join"
"Aight Susie stop swearing it's bad for Noelle and Ralsei, Berdly, no one liked you anyway you teacher's pet get the hell out of here, Starwalker go back into my pocket, Noelle stop staring at Susie's tail."
"WAIT WHAT I DON'T HAVE A TAIL"
"Wait she has a tail?"
"I saw. The time when you were trying to murder me and make me say something. Jeez, I talk a lot, I'm just quiet. Also, Noelle, I-"
"Shut up shut up shut up shut up"
"Let's just go."

lEitA...

"Kris, another teacup ride! But there's only three seats..."
"Maybe two of us could...share...one?"
AWKWARD SILENCE
"I call with ral-"
"I can go with no-"
AWKWARD SILENCE x2 BECAUSE THE WRITER WANTS TO DO TWO SHIPS WITH SUSIELLE BEING THE SIDE SHIP
"Umm...let's just use the stairs."
"(Noelle?)"
"Kris?"
"Just ask her. She'll say yes."
"What are you talking about?"
"Don't play dumb with me."
"OH LOOK SOME PUZZLES LET ME JUST REAL QUICK STAND ON THIS SWITCH"
"Well, see ya later"
"WAIT WHA-"

3 PUZZLES lEitA...

"Hell yeah! Take that, you stupid mice!"
"Heh, it's nice seeing you enjoy a puzzle, Susie."
"Well. Maybe they aren't awful it you do em like that. Not bad, Noelle. That was kinda smart."
"H-huh? Th...thanks..."
"Heh, maybe next time I'll let you do my homework."
"(CAN I?????)

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