Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 45

Okay guys let's cut to the chase with all the puzzles and crap cuz I'm lazy I'ma just tp yall to snowdin town

KRIS POV

"Kris...where'd everyone go?" Susie looks around for any sign of life.
"HUMAN."
"Aw shit, not the cheeseburger" PLAYER says.
"What about a cheeseburger?"
"STOP INTERRUPTING MY GOD DAMN MONOLOGUING"
"...okay..."

"THE WAY YOU SHAMBLE ARO-OH SCREW IT SANS GIMME THOSE-"
"Wh-hey those are my pets"
"DIE DICKHEAD"
Papyrus grabs two gaster blasters.
"I have a dog."
"OH SHI-"
The dog absorbs the gaster blaster fire and shoooooooooooots it back at Papyrus.
"I HATE THAT...FUCKING DOG..."
"Hehe, he's dead."
"...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" Susie screams at me.

"That's your brother."
"Wait. YOU JUST KILLED MY BROTHER!"
"Sans, I'm sure we can-" Ralsei starts.
"NOW I'M MODERATELY ANGRY!"
The dog shoots a gaster blaster beam at him.
"Hehe, did you really think-"
PLAYER shakes the dog.
"Wait, why did you shake the do-" Noelle starts.
CHIKA CHIKA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB-
TAKE TWO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
YOU WON! You got 99999 EXP and -10000 G. (The joke is that he's 10000 G in debt from Grillby's)

"...Kris." Susie is filled with horror.
"Yes-"
"Goodbye."
*Susie left the party for real.
"Wait, Susie-"
"Noelle. Don't."
"..."
*Noelle left the party for real.

"Kris...I..."
*Ralsei left the party for real.

Dust is scattered through Snowdin. You are filled with power.

ALRIGHT KRIS

LET'S GO KILL

SOME MONSTERS or however that meme format works

"Keep clean"
"Yeah I do need to wash off a lot of that dust"
294 damage

21 murders or so later

"What's that noise...a HUMAN?"
"No tra la la it's just the sounds of waterfall."
"Oh, okay."

"Heya, pal!"
"Shit, not you again."
"Miss me?"
PLAYER inches towards him.
"Yo, take a chill pill, dude."
PLAYER inches towards him.
"Oh man, oh man oh man. Dude...if you're gonna hurt anyone..."

!

"You're going to have to go through me first."
Focus: 0 TP
*PLAYER focuses on the enemy. Attacks always hit crits and never miss.
"..."
PLAYER slashes with their scythe. Undyne blocks the-
59410 damage to Monster Kid. A pile of dust sits where they were.
"WHAT THE HE-"
29237 damage to Undyne.
"No...my body feels like it's going to split in half-" is turning into liquid.
*Well, I like my seafood powdered into DUST.
*PLAYER slashes wildly!
29237 damage to Undyne.
30185 damage to Undyne.
48209 damage to Undyne.
...you won. your love decreased. your LOVE increased.

 *Waterfall is filled with dust.

Okay you know what I'm bored Player

Yeah

Um yeah lemme reel quick change your love to 19

OH YAYAYYYYYYY

Here you go bone man

"Do you wanna have a bad time? IT'S LAST BREATH TI-"
*ACT
Focus 0 TP
Player focuses. Player will always hit crits and never miss.

"But you're a human, you can't focus, this isn't Omori-"
29273 damage to sans.
"holy shit."
"bye bye now."
...
...
...
your love increased.

"Just a second..."
"Hi asgore."
"OH SHIT-"
40189 damage to Asgore.

Flowey attacks

19 damage to Asgore.
"S-s-see? I never betrayed you!"
You kill stealing little shit!
999 damage to Flowey.
999 damage to Flowey.
999 damage to Flowey.
999 damage to Flowey.
999 damage to Flowey.