Kris forgot what gender is, I'm making my own assumptions for Chapter 3, so if it comes out I'm probably gonna be fucked. Art by pasteloween
THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS COMPELLS YOU
I was told not to put spoilers so HERE YA GO
"Howdy! It's me, Flo-" PLAYER throws a knife at the flower. "He-d-STOP! That's not how you treat a kind-hearted stranger." "Kris, what the fuck are you doin-" Susie interrupts. PLAYER throws a knife that rips a petal out. Flowey yells in excruciating pain. "Fine! You know the drill, don't you? It's KILL OR BE KILL-" PLAYER slashes Flowey with their scythe. "HOLY SHIT NEVER MIND I'M OUT"
"Ribbit." 99 YOU WON! You earned 12 EXP and 5 Gold. "Kris...maybe you shouldn't kill anything. I mean, aren't you strong enough?" "Finally. My LOVE increased." "What? You think that's love? You just killed them!" "...Kris..." Ralsei kisses my cheek. "Maybe you should sto-" "Let's go." "Kris, what's wro-" Ralsei seems more concerned than offended. "Go."
Okay, you killed one. How many more? I don't know, like 12 left. I ain't counting. "Kris...can you at least try conversing with the dummy? You know...TALKING to it?" PLAYER wipes it to dust. "Kris...next time we have a break, we need to have a talk."
My soul is resonating out of my body. "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT" "Kris, not again!"
Chara stands in the void covered in blood, just at the brink of collapsing. "Chara-" "Player, why are you killing so many people?" "Didn't I tell you long, long ago?" "Shit, what are you gonna *cough* do this time? Do some anime backsto-*cough*" Chara sputters more blood.
"Because Gaster forgot me." "...what? Experiment of Gaster as well?" "Fucking scientist only remembers the good experiments. Like you and Frisk and Chara." "So? Why do you have to-" "They were going to delete me. So...I ran. But I found you. Why do you guys always have the better life?" "Player-" I start. /mute Playertag=Kris, type=human "Silence. And Chara, what happened? Why'd you start working for me after you tried to delete me?"
"Kris? KRIS?" "Uh, yeah, what?" "Maybe you should take a rest in that house." "I...I think so too."
Why would you even do that- A thud comes from the flowers. Right. Frisk. "Hi, Chara, uh, why did the timeline reset?" "Dunno." "And...uh...is this like, an AU or something? There's no monsters." "Uh...Frisky, I'll tell you later."
"Well, uh, nice to meet you! We were about to rest in that house." Ralsei smiles warmly. "That...that's good. I need to talk to Frisk."
Everyone leads me to a room. "Okay, Kris, what the fuck is wrong with you?" Susie asks. "...I don't...know..." "First you threaten me with a god damn knife, kill everyone in both dark worlds, and now this?" "Susie, maybe we should-" Noelle starts. "I'll stop 'till we get to the bottom of this." "I...don't...know...what's wrong with me..."
*Kris starts crying. Player is confused. GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN CONTROL BACK "Ralsei, remember PLAYER?" "...shit."
Frisk pokes their head through the door. "Kris, uh, can we talk?" "Sure." Oh, it's 'cause they get regen when they're down. Night night! *PLAYER slashes Kris. KRIS took 90 damage. Kris is down. Frisk leads PLAYER outside the house. "So, uh, PLAYER, how you doing?" "How the fuck do you know?"
"God damn it, Chara told me. I worked for you, Chara worked for you, because this is just a game to you." "But you can't hurt me." "Huh?" Frisk stands with their knife, confused. "If you hurt me, you're just hurting Kris's body."
"...okay." Frisk slashes their knife. PLAYER took 99 damage. PLAYER slashes wildly with their scythe. Frisk dodges all three attacks. "You can't kill me either, I have determination, dumbass." "And? Kris has more." PLAYER slashes wildly with their scythe. Frisk dodges all three attacks.
Frisk slashes their knife. PLAYER took 99 damage. "Welp. I tried." ACT
Pinpoint: 0 TP
PLAYER focuses. Attacks will never miss. PLAYER slashes wildly with their scythe. Frisk took 7 damage. Frisk took 7 damage. Frisk took 7 damage.
YOU WON! You got 900 EXP and 10 Gold...your LOVE increased. Frisk's bloody body stands at the door. "So, Frisky, did you talk to the-" Chara looks at Frisk. Then PLAYER. Then Frisk again. "...what the fuck. YOU KILLED THEM?" "Chara..." Frisk weakly whispers. "Frisk, no, you can't die, you can't die on me." "Chara...run."
Chara stands there with black dripping from their eyes. "Please...run. We can reset if they die." "...okay." Chara teleports out. So, uh, what do we do now? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU KILLED A FUCKING CHILD Well, uh, I'm just gonna get rid of the body. "So, uh, Kris, are you okay now? And...where's the other humans?" Ralsei asks. "They found a way to get back to their timeline." "Oh, okay. Let's go."
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I don't know how I managed this.
...what, are you not impressed? PLAYER STOP FUDGING THE END OF THE CHAPT- Shut up Kris. Okay can you STOP USING THE KEYBOARD? What, they'll need me for plot purposes. Yeah, but what if they, y'know, kill you for good? Nah, I've been in three stories- Two. Two stories, and they're not going to get rid of me- "Alright, time to get back to-" Heh. "What. You did it. AGAIN? I'm getting rid of you in two chapters." NO WAIT PLEASE NO ASDFAISJFOIJFOI Gottem.
