Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

Now it's time for Undertale

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
How are your balls
IF YOU WANNA Uh Um Look around

GIVE US YOUR BALLLLLS

KRIS POV

"Ralsei, is this hike really worth it?"
"Trust me, the view's great!"
"Well, yeah, Noelle's on my back and there's still like 40 feet upward to go."
"Sorry, Susie..."
A...a tunnel?
"Guys, there's a little hole here."
"Woah. Kris, another big hole."
"HE'S A FRICKING BOY"
"No I didn't mean it like that!"
"Wait so that means that you two already had s-"
"Uhh never mind let's just go"
Hurrying to try and go back, Susie trips on a vine and tumbles down into Mt. Ebott.
"Do we...uh...go after them?"
"...At least get like a parachute or something. And...someway to get out..."
"nah. C'mon, Ralsei!"
"WAIT KRIS-"
And then they jumped and died. The end

jk

"Ugh...what happened?"
"Howdy!"
"Who the hell are you and get out of the way."
"Hey, that's no way to talk to a kind-hearted stranger."
"Just get out of the way."
"B-but don't you want to know about your soul?"
"What, do you want our souls our something?"
"?!!"
"Hey, wasn't me who said that. You want our souls. Well guess what, freak?"

ENTERS A DELTARUNE BATTLE
"What...what the hell is this?"
"Is...is this not how you fight?"
"No."
"But this is what we always do."
"FINE, SHOW US HOW YOU FIGHT."
!

See that heart? That is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being!
"Hey wait why is everyone else ON YOUR SIDE?"
"Sigh...the human has to fight the monsters. It's the entire plot, you're making me break the 4th wall and shit."
"Jeez, hell no!"

Imagine this:
4 bars on top showing everyone's hp, tp bar, Mercy has defend in it everybody knows their S or R or N action
"Now get the hell out of here!"
SUSIE casted RUDE BUSTER!

"Well...that was a bit much, Susie. It was just a flower."
"A FLOWER TRYING TO STEAL OUR SOULS"
"Susie, can you calm down?"
"...Sorry, Noelle."
"But Susie's got a point. I don't know why they want our souls but let's just go."

HMM...INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING. THIS SHALL BE A NEW EXPERIMENT.

"Guys, what's this glowy thing?"
*The crinkling of the leaves fills you with determination.
"...where the fuck did that voice come from?"
"Let's just go. Hey look, a dummy. Kris, wanna beat it up?"
"Susie I don't think-"
!

"Umm...hello dummy."
Susie SPARED all the ENEMIES!
"Cool to know that sucking ass in acting works here too."
"Let's just go. I wanna get out of this dump."

A...giant spike trap.
"Umm...who wants to get impaled?"
"Oh, hell yeah! Me!"
"That was a joke-"
Susie throws everyone on the other side and jumps on.
"Heh, cool, right?"
"Umm...Susie, maybe next time not so violent."
"I think you may have given all of us a minor concussion."
"Just give it 4 hours, it'll heal." Shoots little 2 HP wave

I don't know how to explain the ruins puzzles so uh

"Woah, there, who said you could push me around?"
"Us."
"Sissy, I don't think you know who you're talking to!"
"Move."
"You can't make me!"
"Wanna bet 5 dollars?"
"I'm practically implanted to the ear-HEY STOP"
"Get yeeted."
Texan stone gets yeeted

"God...damnit..."

leiYtAhhHH... also sorry I didn't show who's talking but I'm too lazy to change that before

"xzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Susie:"What the hell are they doing?"
Writer: They're skipping text boxes

TAKE TWO

Ralsei: "Susie, maybe we shouldn't disturb them..."
Kris: "Nah. *shove*"
Noelle: "Kris, why did you-"
!

Here comes Napstablook.
*Flirt
Susie: "Kris, what the hell?"
Ralsei: "??????"
Noelle: "Isn't Ralsei..."
Kris: "Do you think I'm gonna date a ghost?"
Susie: "By how you're acting, maybe!"
Kris: "Uhhhh ok"
Susie: "Can you just get out of the way"
Napstablook: "Okay...bye i guess..."

"...that went surprisingly well..."
Noelle: "What's this tile thing do?"
Everybody falls down into the hole.
Kris: "Welp."
Susie: "So that thing makes us fall. Got it."
*Susie is now immune to holes.
Kris: "Ah, sweet! A faded ribbon! ...Susie?"
Susie: "WHAT THE HELL FUCK NO-"
Kris: "I meant for Noelle."
Susie: "Well, uh, I guess...do you want it?"
Noelle: "I...I guess I can hold on to it."

We plowed through all the puzzles because...uh...
"Spikes."
Susie yeeted us all to the other side again. 5 times.
Kris: "Be careful, Susie! You're going to give Noelle a brain tumor."
Noelle: "Kris, it's okay..."
Ralsei: "Kris, a house!"
Susie: "Maybe someone can tell us what the hell is going on?"
Ralsei: "It...kind of reminds me of your house?"
*Check
Kris: "This house...no one's been inside here for...years.

676 words

So uh toriel isn't here because uh
"KRIS WHY THE HELL IS YOUR MOM DOWN HERE"

This takes place after Yellow (seventh soul but chara's dead) and before Frisk falls down.