Fluffy Boys: Kralsei Fanfic

CHAPTER 7

Ralsei's POV (First time im using this yay fireworks pew pew) btw why i said in the dark is cuz in chapter 2 they do get seperated so um
Yeah

In...the dark? What does that mean?
"Kris, are you ok?"
"Yeah. Let's just goOH MY GOD A FLAT RABBIT"
"Um...you don't seem so fine..."
"Please don't talk about this right now, Ralsei *starts blowing wind at mach ten for no reason*"
"Okay...but, are you cold? Are you hungry? Do you need therapy about how you don't feel like yourself anymore and that your actions mean nothing to the world in which you start to feel like you don't possess your own conscience?"

"...How about the first one?"
"Oh. Well, I know some fire magic..."
"I said I was cold, not suffering from hypothermia."
"Well, I suppose I could..."
I swirl my robe around the both of us. (Picture the Defend animation for Ralsei except with Kris)
"Look, Kris, you gained 16 TP!"
"Wait, I'm in a battle? I use hug on Ralsei."
I didn't...know Kris could be so nice to a stranger like me!
"Oh. Well, Roll for luck!"
"20"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

TAKE TWO IS SPONSERED BY BAD RPG REFERENCES

Lancer, back with Susie seem to be taking in the fact that Susie has been a bad guy for approximately 78.3 seconds. Ralsei quickly stops giving me my cuddles with Kris. ):<
"Well if it isn't the so called Heroes!"
"Are you finally ready to see what happens..."
"When you try to act soft..."
"Against a team that crushes ANYONE in their path?"
BAM
"Dark Jack Lancer!"
BAM
"Violent Ax Susie! Together we are...the DARK Fun Gang!"
"So it's just us but dark."
"Yeah, pretty much."
"So what's your evil plan?"
"Dude, my team and I have only been here for like two minutes. We haven't done anything past our intro yet."
"Have a little patience, please..."
"Oh, um, sorry! We're, um, looking forward to the rest!"
"Heh, well you won't have to look forward for long."
"Yeah! Starting now...we're going to work CEASELESSLY..."
"Unstoppably..."
"To make an evil plan to THRASH you clowns."
"Watch you backs."
"And your fronts!"
Me:

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHHAAHHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAH
TAKE THREE (The Joke is that My mind is terrible and thinking of...that.)

And they disappear again. Which they soon reappear afterwards to have a snack.

"How's the evil scheming going?

"We uh, got hungry. So we're having a snack."
"Ok."
"C'mon! All I ate for breakfast was chalk!"
"And I'm food deprived!"
"Sorry. What are you two having, exactly?"
"Just a daily treasure I hid in this stump's orifice."
"And that is?"
"Feast for yourself, my main man."

"Um, Kris, why don't you try it? I kind of don't eat...whatever the sugar frosted flakes that is."
"Um...Lancer, what is that?"
"It's Aslas!"
"Uhhh..."
"It's a Salad with Salsa! And Popato Chisps...don't ask me why."
"Uh...ok."

There was a honeypot of salsa inside the stump. Kris tried some of it.
"Well? How is it?"
"It...did....something. Not recover HP. It just did something."
"Hey, what's in this?"
"I don't know! Probably drugs!"

LATER...
"So, Kris, enjoying the Dark World?"
"Man, some of the people who live here are weird.
Right on cue. A talking coathanger.
"You folks look like heroes! Though...there's usually another violent one with an axe."
"Yeah, uh, she's not part of here right now."
"Take the SCARF from this chest and DEFEAT the KING! Besides, it's old, ragged, and doesn't fit me anymore! That's what CHESTs are for! It's kind of a hand-me-down situation in there!"

"Well, do you want to...try it?"
"Well, you do something new every day! Why not?"
Ralsei puts on the scarf. Somehow it turns red even though it was green before.
"Uhhh, Kris, I don't like it, it's kind of prickly."
"Oh, ok. You can take it off, I won't force you to wear it."
"Though it might be handy, it increases my attac-"
"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"
"Kris, are you alright?"
"Yeah, I'm...f-fine, just don't say that word again. Please just wear your Red Scarf. It's much more comfortable than that, right?"
"Yeah...are you hurt?"
"Only a little."
"Well, you should still make sure it doesn't become severe!"
I gave Kris a small Heal Prayer.
"I...I feel better. I'm pretty sure my mom knew this spell too."
"Oh? Who's your mom?"
"I'm guessing you don't know her. I mean, one, she's a Lightner, and two, she's a goat-"
"A goat? How did she..."
"No, silly. I'm adopted. My parents...I...actually, I don't know where they went."
"Oh...that's a shame..."
"Well, we better go get going, it looks like Lancer and Susie are going to either blow something up or blow themselves up."

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729 WORDS LET'S FUCKING GO

"Bean! Language!""
"WHY SHOULD I STOP MY PROFANITY I WAS PART OF THE ASLAS! I'M A FUCKING PINTO BEAN FOR GOD'S SAKE"

"Welp"